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http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=76665

Allanea said in IRC I think NS is dead because I RP way too isolationistic NSes.

Deal with it.

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=76816

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This video is potentially more enjoyable than the incoming shipment of Fail.

Also a good representation of the spirit of the average person in the Solar Communes space forces.

Yes, including their horribly butchered Engrish. ICly should be either this or -insert Germans with forced accents here- how they speak Engrish.

*Edit: I never though the newfaggotry was that bad. Another argument for statesmanship.co.uk

Oh, Steppe isn't a newfag, he's just godawful. Hell, most of the new people aren't half bad. Most of them...

Mind you, he's fun to write at simply due to his ineptitude. Think of it like playing whack-a-mole with retarded moles.

Otagia wrote:Oh, Steppe isn't a newfag, he's just godawful. Hell, most of the new people aren't half bad. Most of them...

Mind you, he's fun to write at simply due to his ineptitude. Think of it like playing popamole in retarded console games.

Fixed. Had Hataria written the entire dialog of Fallout 3 nobody would notice any difference.

Also don't accuse me of wanking because of the CIWS/Anti-drone systems of my spacecrafts being able to swat sd.net spacefighters as effectively as a good insecticide can swat flies.

Of course, I tend to give different treatment to original space fighters and well-written "dogfight IN SPACE!" posts, though, although in that case I'll take the liberty of assuming the ACSes are capable of dogfighting too. Only the PAS resemble cliché Space Opera-ish big ships in poor maneuverabilty because of momentum issues with turning around > 1km spacecrafts, but they still can accelerate a lot.

> Also don't accuse me of wanking

I am a race of gods. I think you're fine.

Derscon wrote:> Also don't accuse me of wanking

I am a race of gods. I think you're fine.

They better not ask for worship then. Solarians take that known Voltaire quote on the contrary: "If gods existed, they should be vanquished."

Solar Communes wrote:

Derscon wrote:> Also don't accuse me of wanking

I am a race of gods. I think you're fine.

They better not ask for worship then. Solarians take that known Voltaire quote on the contrary: "If gods existed, they should be vanquished."

Worshiped? We just want to be left alone to trade and indulge in our appetites.

Derscon wrote:> Also don't accuse me of wanking

I am a race of gods. I think you're fine.

Did you take all those God Pills I perscribed to you? I hope you did or else the effects will wear off...

So... who wants to break through the Steppe blockade to deliver catering to the Poker Tournament? At least one sandwich must make it through!