I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.
My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields Bear us home upon our shields Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells We're paying our fare on the river to Hell And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.
My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields Bear us home upon our shields Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells We're paying our fare on the river to Hell And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
[center]Wit ye well, that when no good men remain to stand against those who choose evil, what will remain to restrain them from unleashing their dark designs?[/center] ~Anikar
Weekend sucked. I'm gonna slug a toddler with a bag of bricks.
Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields Bear us home upon our shields Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells We're paying our fare on the river to Hell And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire