o yea, da rhyme thred

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Re: o yea, da rhyme thred

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Your mom will cry.
I will jab a fishing hook in your eye

It will hurt, but I won't let you die...

'Till my vengance satisfy.
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I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.

My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
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Nobu is secretly bi. :D
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Trailers wrote:Nobu is secretly bi. :D
Fie!
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I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.

My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
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Re: o yea, da rhyme thred

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Your mom is a guy.
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Re: o yea, da rhyme thred

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Won't that joke just die?
This won't end well.
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I'd say yes, but I cannot lie...
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Re-re-re-remix!
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And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
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Your mom learnt new "trix"
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From a man named Hans Blix!
[center]Wit ye well, that when no good men remain to stand against those who choose evil, what will remain to restrain them from unleashing their dark designs?[/center]
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Weekend sucked. I'm gonna slug a toddler with a bag of bricks.
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Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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