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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:33 am
by Central Facehuggeria
Kanuckistan wrote:Central Facehuggeria wrote:
*Uploads 'Wang Mark II' to try again.* I shall drown you in Wangs! Muhahahahha!
*isolates intruder in quarentined sector while feeding it false data to string it along, all the while triangulating it's source*
*"
Deletes" the extended wang with a rusty H4X0R*
*Calls down N+1 firepower from a
Marital Aid-class Supermonitor*
*Laughs* Pathetic. You cannot beat the wang through such useless means as cleavers! Only one thing can eliminate the wang... Satisfaction.
*Deployes N+69 Wangs to the distributed nets, all at once.*
Muhahhahahahaha!
<*Whimpers*>
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:29 am
by Kanuckistan
Central Facehuggeria wrote:
*Laughs* Pathetic. You cannot beat the wang through such useless means as cleavers! Only one thing can eliminate the wang... Satisfaction.
*Deployes N+69 Wangs to the distributed nets, all at once.*
Muhahhahahahaha!
*Uploads pure capsaicin extract to Wang-Net*
*closes external network access*
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:32 am
by Central Facehuggeria
Kanuckistan wrote:
*closes external network access*
Playing hard-wang are we? *Creates anthropomorphic wangs to feel up and molest network servers.*
Wang soldiers! Forward!
<Urg... WARNING! IQ REACHING MINIMUM LEVELS!>
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:51 am
by Kanuckistan
Central Facehuggeria wrote:
Playing hard-wang are we? *Creates anthropomorphic wangs to feel up and molest network servers.*
Wang soldiers! Forward!
You have forced me to unleash a horror beyond horror; an abomination so horred, it defies description...
I am talking about, of course, the
Doug Winger-class Hermaphrodites, apex of everything the furry fandom does not want to be even remotly associated with; google his name, if you dare... *shudder*
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:34 am
by Underwater Asylum
But I like Doug Winger's furries...
Fuck, I just said that outloud, didn't I?
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:35 am
by The Mindset
I keep farting. They stink like fuck.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:39 am
by Xenonier
Underwater Aslyum wrote:But I like Doug Winger's furries...
Fuck, I just said that outloud, didn't I?
This is the bit where we drag you outdoors, let said furries "like" you and then have you shot. Good day and we hope you are pleased with the service.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:56 am
by Trailers
What the BLUE FUCK did you crazy bastards do to my thread? XD
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:37 am
by Xenonier
It's the proles fault! Cf is their ringleader!
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:03 pm
by Megas
Big brother shall never have my thoughts!!!