Out of intense boredom is born the first of, well... what will hopefully be very few silly little games:
THIS or THAT
Rules are simple: you will be presented with two options; you are tasked with choosing one of these options, and then responding with a question of your own. There is no middle ground, you can only choose one.
To begin:
Florida or Wisconsin?
This or That?
This or That?
I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.
My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
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Torontonias
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Lots of Little Guns. Although the Big gun could take out the enemy quickly, if they avoided your one shot you'd be pretty screwed (Unless your big gun is also an Automatic Weapon, in which case meh?).
As well, Most people are expecting the big gun, they wouldn't expect to get hit by lots of little ones ala Death from One thousand Papercuts.
Chocolate or Chips?
As well, Most people are expecting the big gun, they wouldn't expect to get hit by lots of little ones ala Death from One thousand Papercuts.
Chocolate or Chips?
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Metallinauts
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Vagina, more squishy and generaly speaking delicious.
NEXT!
Fusion or Fission?
NEXT!
Fusion or Fission?
Theology:
Quitters never win, winners never quit,
but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
-Aaron
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Jordaxia:
War was good until you Yanks came along with your aircraft carriers and broke it.
Jordaxia:
"sir, there's a tank column approaching!"
Doesn't matter, I'll use my carrier!
*Carrier fucks tank column over*
Aegeus:
OMGNOEEEZ!
Quitters never win, winners never quit,
but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
-Aaron
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Jordaxia:
War was good until you Yanks came along with your aircraft carriers and broke it.
Jordaxia:
"sir, there's a tank column approaching!"
Doesn't matter, I'll use my carrier!
*Carrier fucks tank column over*
Aegeus:
OMGNOEEEZ!
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Central Facehuggeria
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Clearly the Perv. Far more interesting.
Fire and brimstone or all consuming darkness.
Fire and brimstone or all consuming darkness.
I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.
My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
All consuming darkness. Fire and brimstone drives up the heating bill signifigantly.
NEXT!
Neptune or Poesidon?
NEXT!
Neptune or Poesidon?
Theology:
Quitters never win, winners never quit,
but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
-Aaron
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Jordaxia:
War was good until you Yanks came along with your aircraft carriers and broke it.
Jordaxia:
"sir, there's a tank column approaching!"
Doesn't matter, I'll use my carrier!
*Carrier fucks tank column over*
Aegeus:
OMGNOEEEZ!
Quitters never win, winners never quit,
but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
-Aaron
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Jordaxia:
War was good until you Yanks came along with your aircraft carriers and broke it.
Jordaxia:
"sir, there's a tank column approaching!"
Doesn't matter, I'll use my carrier!
*Carrier fucks tank column over*
Aegeus:
OMGNOEEEZ!
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Arizona Nova
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Neptune!
Pirates or Ninjas?
Pirates or Ninjas?
[center]Wit ye well, that when no good men remain to stand against those who choose evil, what will remain to restrain them from unleashing their dark designs?[/center]
~Anikar
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~Anikar
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