The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pussy,
I'd fuck it.

There once was a man from Flaming Souls,
Who injected the dead sea scrolls,
He screamed out in pain,
'Cause he'd missed the vein,
"I blame those damn fucking Poles."

This needs a sticky.