NUMA! WHY NUMA?!?!?!

Rupil · Post by **Rupil** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:42 am

I have a stomach of a star-goat- its capable of digesting even the most god-moddingly impossible (or extremely realisticly awesome) things.

How now brown cow?

Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:44 am

Rupil wrote:I have a stomach of a star-goat- its capable of digesting even the most god-moddingly impossible (or extremely realisticly awesome) things.

How now brown cow?

...Oh noes! I have been PWND!

Kanuckistan · Post by **Kanuckistan** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:45 am

Central Facehuggeria wrote: *Consumes safety deposit box.*

I have the stomach of a hell-goat. Much nastier and more ferocious than a regular goat!

*checks records*

Hurm... wrong 'box; that one contains the contextual framework of your own existance.

In effect, you have consumed yourself.

Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:47 am

Kanuckistan wrote:
Central Facehuggeria wrote: *Consumes safety deposit box.*

I have the stomach of a hell-goat. Much nastier and more ferocious than a regular goat!
*checks records*

Hurm... wrong 'box; that one contains the contextual framework of your own existance.

In effect, you have consumed yourself.

Unfortunately for you, I am capable of ignoring the laws of logic when it comes to consuming my enemies' souls.

*Rips the soul out of Kanuckistan's body, slaps it with a wang soldier, and eats it.*

Kanuckistan · Post by **Kanuckistan** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:55 am

Central Facehuggeria wrote: Unfortunately for you, I am capable of ignoring the laws of logic when it comes to consuming my enemies' souls.

*Rips the soul out of Kanuckistan's body, slaps it with a wang soldier, and eats it.*

No, that was a dormant(tho not any more; enjoy!) Curse of Dire Flatulance; I don't keep my soul on my person - too many petty theives after such things.

Speaking of which, your own soul is up for sale on E-Bay if you'd like to buy it back.

Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:02 am

Kanuckistan wrote:

No, that was a dormant(tho not any more; enjoy!) Curse of Dire Flatulance; I don't keep my soul on my person - too many petty theives after such things.

As I said earlier, mortal, when I harvest souls, the laws of logic need not apply.

Speaking of which, your own soul is up for sale on E-Bay if you'd like to buy it back.

No thank you. Getting rid of the thrice damned thing was tough enough in the first place. I do not want it back.

Siesatia · Post by **Siesatia** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:14 am

*Image suppressed by Big Brother. Get back in line, Prole!*

Kanuckistan · Post by **Kanuckistan** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:43 am

Central Facehuggeria wrote: As I said earlier, mortal, when I harvest souls, the laws of logic need not apply.

I thought it obvious by now that I'm not confined to mere logic?

Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:23 pm

Kanuckistan wrote:
Central Facehuggeria wrote: As I said earlier, mortal, when I harvest souls, the laws of logic need not apply.
I thought it obvious by now that I'm not confined to mere logic?

Exactly. You see the point. Hence why I am able to do this.

Rips Kanuckistan's soul out of his body and throws it into the wookie room.

Post by **Arizona Nova** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:41 pm

College treating you well CF?