"I am certainly willing to share a drink with you.

[Allanea]

I did not need that mental image.

[The Mindset]

Jordaxia may not be a man, but she doesn't need to squat yet

[Allanea]

Thank you. That made it so much better.... no.

[Otagia]

So, quick question...

Why does that bucket say "CF's Water Cooler?"

[Central Facehuggeria]

Thank you. That made it so much better.... no.

*Advances towards Allanea with a large, shiny pair of scissors and an evil gleam in his eye.*

[The Mindset]

Thank you. That made it so much better.... no.

*Advances towards Allanea with a large, shiny pair of scissors and an evil gleam in his eye.*

Fuck scissors, use this block of wood.

[Central Facehuggeria]

Thank you. That made it so much better.... no.

*Advances towards Allanea with a large, shiny pair of scissors and an evil gleam in his eye.*

Fuck scissors, use this block of wood.

Block of wood=headbeating implement.

Scissors=something far, far worse.

[Allanea]

Fuck scissors

My mind just took it WAY out of context.

[CorpSac]

You had better believe it isn't for your use. That is the special Senior Director Loo. Only Myself, Mindset, Indra, and Mekanta have permission to use it. Otherwise, razor-sharp blades will automatically 'cut off' any unauthorized offenders.

I was wondering why them cutty thingy magigy things were trying to do, and whos trying to fuck scissors? thats kinda painful its as bad a useing a Spork.

[Megas]

Fuck scissors

My mind just took it WAY out of context.

Context? What is this context? It exists not!