The Ultimate Fighting Machine
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The Ultimate Fighting Machine
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I just thought of something blaesa. What happens when you duct tape a howitzer to a wombrick?
[center]Wit ye well, that when no good men remain to stand against those who choose evil, what will remain to restrain them from unleashing their dark designs?[/center]
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This picture and my normal nature led to this:
I am Mori. But yes...the plans are laid...and war will soon be unleashed.<Feanor_> There's nothing happening of any real interest today, is there?
<Maro_Goobs> if training interests you
<Mori> Only thing of interest going on is my bulk order of hamsters and daggers
<Joy> hamsters?
* Maro_Goobs huggles Joy
<Mori> Indeed
* Joy hugs Maro back
<Joy> why hamsters?
<Mori> Tape the daggers to the hamsters back and then they will be a formidable fighting force capable of finally vanquishing the Gerbil Inquisition
<Maro_Goobs> Mori is jealous of them
<Mori> Combined with my Chinchilla Shock Troops the war should be winnable
<Joy> yeah, and won't be able to move from the weight of the daggers
<Joy> get rats, they're smarter
<Maro_Goobs> hehe yeah
<Joy> and less bitey
<Mori> Its too late to enlist the rats, the Gerbil forces have already hired them on
<Feanor_> How are the rabbit artillery people going?
<Mori> Rabbits are proving to be a little on the shy side for the artillery, the damn mortar concussions keep hurting them badly
<Kendrik_Sheridan> And they keep hopping round with the munitions, the little buggers.
<Mori> I think that I may get the ferrets involved for demolitions
<Joy> My hamster can beat up your hamster!
<Kendrik_Sheridan> They keep making off with our remote detonators.
<Eru_Estel_Anime_Star> >>
<Eru_Estel_Anime_Star> <<
<Mori> The most troublesome thusfar is the opponents cannon fodder, those chihuaha's are a mean match for our Jack Russels
<Feanor_> Use some of our Aussie animals - they're vicious - no need for tanks when you have a wombat...
<Mori> They are good for mounting Howitzers
<Feanor_> and Koalas can rip half your face off
<Kendrik_Sheridan> Dropbears!
You shall never defeat my army of tribbles!Flaming Souls wrote:This picture and my normal nature led to this:I am Mori. But yes...the plans are laid...and war will soon be unleashed.<Feanor_> There's nothing happening of any real interest today, is there?
<Maro_Goobs> if training interests you
<Mori> Only thing of interest going on is my bulk order of hamsters and daggers
<Joy> hamsters?
* Maro_Goobs huggles Joy
<Mori> Indeed
* Joy hugs Maro back
<Joy> why hamsters?
<Mori> Tape the daggers to the hamsters back and then they will be a formidable fighting force capable of finally vanquishing the Gerbil Inquisition
<Maro_Goobs> Mori is jealous of them
<Mori> Combined with my Chinchilla Shock Troops the war should be winnable
<Joy> yeah, and won't be able to move from the weight of the daggers
<Joy> get rats, they're smarter
<Maro_Goobs> hehe yeah
<Joy> and less bitey
<Mori> Its too late to enlist the rats, the Gerbil forces have already hired them on
<Feanor_> How are the rabbit artillery people going?
<Mori> Rabbits are proving to be a little on the shy side for the artillery, the damn mortar concussions keep hurting them badly
<Kendrik_Sheridan> And they keep hopping round with the munitions, the little buggers.
<Mori> I think that I may get the ferrets involved for demolitions
<Joy> My hamster can beat up your hamster!
<Kendrik_Sheridan> They keep making off with our remote detonators.
<Eru_Estel_Anime_Star> >>
<Eru_Estel_Anime_Star> <<
<Mori> The most troublesome thusfar is the opponents cannon fodder, those chihuaha's are a mean match for our Jack Russels
<Feanor_> Use some of our Aussie animals - they're vicious - no need for tanks when you have a wombat...
<Mori> They are good for mounting Howitzers
<Feanor_> and Koalas can rip half your face off
<Kendrik_Sheridan> Dropbears!
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