The Ultimate Fighting Machine

Post by **Arizona Nova** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:14 am

Fools! It's all a diversion! The squirrels will kill us all!

I caught one trying to raise a zombie once. He was perched over a grave, waving his infernal hands in the air! I threw an acorn (such irony!) and broke his concentration, thus saving my college from ZOMBIES.

Kanuckistan · Post by **Kanuckistan** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:49 am

Arizona Nova wrote:Fools! It's all a diversion! The squirrels will kill us all!

I caught one trying to raise a zombie once. He was perched over a grave, waving his infernal hands in the air! I threw an acorn (such irony!) and broke his concentration, thus saving my college from ZOMBIES.

Relax, comrad! Already new Marks of cybernetic Attack-Beaver has entered production - one specificly designed to deal with this thread!

The Squirrel Hordes do not even suspect, but even now, as their evil plot starts to unfold, it is already doomed.

Post by **Arizona Nova** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:58 am

You don't know, you just don't know, how deep this conspiracy goes! They've already secured the trees, the power lines, the nut mines... when the revolution comes, it will take EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH we have to resist - to survive!

Flaming Souls · Post by **Flaming Souls** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:29 am

Don't forget our secret weapon, running and hiding like little bitches...

Xenonier · Post by **Xenonier** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:39 pm

I just couldn't do that to a hamster. I swear it's eyes make me want to save it.

Maybe they are psychic or something.

CorpSac · Post by **CorpSac** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:15 pm

you know the real Ultimate Fighting Machine is.........................THE SPORK, the cross of the fork and a spoon, its unnatural un human its PURE evil. Mix a Spork with a Hamster and you have a HamSpork, can you see it now.

This has been a Pissed off CorpSac random Post.

Flaming Souls · Post by **Flaming Souls** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:40 pm

CorpSac wrote:you know the real Ultimate Fighting Machine is.........................THE SPORK, the cross of the fork and a spoon, its unnatural un human its PURE evil. Mix a Spork with a Hamster and you have a HamSpork, can you see it now.

This has been a Pissed off CorpSac random Post.

Ah but do you neglect the Foon? And yes, there is a such a thing as a Foon and it is different than a spork.

Post by **Megas** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:55 pm

Flaming Souls wrote: Ah but do you neglect the Foon? And yes, there is a such a thing as a Foon and it is different than a spork.

Elaborate.

Flaming Souls · Post by **Flaming Souls** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:57 pm

Spork, a mix of a fork and spoon with a predominate bowl and under-developed tines, hence the sp from spoon being formost.

Foon, a mix of a fork and spoon with more developed tines and a lesser bowl.

And there you have it

Post by **Megas** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:05 pm

Wow...I...never knew one could be so...descriptive and...precise when discussing...eating utensils.