The Ultimate Fighting Machine

Siesatia · Post by **Siesatia** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:37 pm

This Phamphlet Explains all!

Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:42 pm

That's horrible. And spam too.

Otagia · Post by **Otagia** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:15 am

It's beautiful. I want a hampster death machine!

TBH tho, it IS quite horrid. Especially the look in the hampster's eyes...

Post by **Arizona Nova** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:10 am

I just thought of something blaesa. What happens when you duct tape a howitzer to a wombrick?

Flaming Souls · Post by **Flaming Souls** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:27 am

*runs to the store to buy a hamster, or 10 million*

Soon I will have an army capable of taking out the Gerbil infestation

Flaming Souls · Post by **Flaming Souls** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:38 am

This picture and my normal nature led to this:

<Feanor_> There's nothing happening of any real interest today, is there?
<Maro_Goobs> if training interests you
<Mori> Only thing of interest going on is my bulk order of hamsters and daggers
<Joy> hamsters?
* Maro_Goobs huggles Joy
<Mori> Indeed
* Joy hugs Maro back
<Joy> why hamsters?
<Mori> Tape the daggers to the hamsters back and then they will be a formidable fighting force capable of finally vanquishing the Gerbil Inquisition
<Maro_Goobs> Mori is jealous of them
<Mori> Combined with my Chinchilla Shock Troops the war should be winnable
<Joy> yeah, and won't be able to move from the weight of the daggers
<Joy> get rats, they're smarter
<Maro_Goobs> hehe yeah
<Joy> and less bitey
<Mori> Its too late to enlist the rats, the Gerbil forces have already hired them on
<Feanor_> How are the rabbit artillery people going?
<Mori> Rabbits are proving to be a little on the shy side for the artillery, the damn mortar concussions keep hurting them badly
<Kendrik_Sheridan> And they keep hopping round with the munitions, the little buggers.
<Mori> I think that I may get the ferrets involved for demolitions
<Joy> My hamster can beat up your hamster!
<Kendrik_Sheridan> They keep making off with our remote detonators.
<Eru_Estel_Anime_Star> >>
<Eru_Estel_Anime_Star> <<
<Mori> The most troublesome thusfar is the opponents cannon fodder, those chihuaha's are a mean match for our Jack Russels
<Feanor_> Use some of our Aussie animals - they're vicious - no need for tanks when you have a wombat...
<Mori> They are good for mounting Howitzers
<Feanor_> and Koalas can rip half your face off
<Kendrik_Sheridan> Dropbears!

I am Mori. But yes...the plans are laid...and war will soon be unleashed.

Post by **Megas** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:04 pm

Flaming Souls wrote:This picture and my normal nature led to this:
<Feanor_> There's nothing happening of any real interest today, is there?
<Maro_Goobs> if training interests you
<Mori> Only thing of interest going on is my bulk order of hamsters and daggers
<Joy> hamsters?
* Maro_Goobs huggles Joy
<Mori> Indeed
* Joy hugs Maro back
<Joy> why hamsters?
<Mori> Tape the daggers to the hamsters back and then they will be a formidable fighting force capable of finally vanquishing the Gerbil Inquisition
<Maro_Goobs> Mori is jealous of them
<Mori> Combined with my Chinchilla Shock Troops the war should be winnable
<Joy> yeah, and won't be able to move from the weight of the daggers
<Joy> get rats, they're smarter
<Maro_Goobs> hehe yeah
<Joy> and less bitey
<Mori> Its too late to enlist the rats, the Gerbil forces have already hired them on
<Feanor_> How are the rabbit artillery people going?
<Mori> Rabbits are proving to be a little on the shy side for the artillery, the damn mortar concussions keep hurting them badly
<Kendrik_Sheridan> And they keep hopping round with the munitions, the little buggers.
<Mori> I think that I may get the ferrets involved for demolitions
<Joy> My hamster can beat up your hamster!
<Kendrik_Sheridan> They keep making off with our remote detonators.
<Eru_Estel_Anime_Star> >>
<Eru_Estel_Anime_Star> <<
<Mori> The most troublesome thusfar is the opponents cannon fodder, those chihuaha's are a mean match for our Jack Russels
<Feanor_> Use some of our Aussie animals - they're vicious - no need for tanks when you have a wombat...
<Mori> They are good for mounting Howitzers
<Feanor_> and Koalas can rip half your face off
<Kendrik_Sheridan> Dropbears!
I am Mori. But yes...the plans are laid...and war will soon be unleashed.

You shall never defeat my army of tribbles!

Rupil · Post by **Rupil** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:35 pm

The cat/snake alliance will triumph over all.

Flaming Souls · Post by **Flaming Souls** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:41 pm

Oh, but I have just enlisted the Badgers and Mongeese, it is over for the cat snake group

Otagia · Post by **Otagia** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:24 pm

WOM-FUCKING-BRICK.

Seriously. You could fire an artillery piece from one of these things' backs and it wouldn't even be budged by the recoil. Or bothered for that matter. Hit one with a Mac truck, and the truck loses.

PARANIMALS FOR THE WIN!