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Or we could attack the DS with the gigantic penis. Emblazen "ESUS" onm the side, too.
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Trailers wrote:Or we could attack the DS with the gigantic penis. Emblazen "ESUS" onm the side, too.
Why destroy it? Why not... Carve a great big "Owned by ESUS" on the side with a huge cutting laser? :P
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Central Facehuggeria wrote:
Trailers wrote:Or we could attack the DS with the gigantic penis. Emblazen "ESUS" onm the side, too.
Why destroy it? Why not... Carve a great big "Owned by ESUS" on the side with a huge cutting laser? :P
Or use said cock ship equipped with massive gravity guns to shape the death star into a giant vagina and ram it until nothing is left. The with the giant laser that is also equipped on the Doom Cock we scorch on the surface of Courascant, my n00btacular DS was literally raped by the massive e-peen that is the ESUS and I liked it.
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Why not use Sperm Ships on the DS?
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Attach high powered engines to the side of the cockship, layer it with dozens of meters of ramming armor, then cocksmack DS, Sithy, Electron X, Coruscant and maybe five or six star destroyers.
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Trailers wrote:Attach high powered engines to the side of the cockship, layer it with dozens of meters of ramming armor, then cocksmack DS, Sithy, Electron X, Coruscant and maybe five or six star destroyers.
How epic. A giant penis penetrating into Coruscant.
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Flaming Souls wrote:Why not use Sperm Ships on the DS?

Cut the wings off an X-wing and fly it backwards.


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That just might be crazy enough to work.I mean, what is the DS if not one big female sex cell?
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You ruin our blatent sexism Aren.
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