A History of the "The Man" Project

Metallinauts · Post by **Metallinauts** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:14 am

He cannot touch us, we are the successors of "The Man" project.

The great time traveling robot Abe Lincoln cleverly staged his own assassination with his academy buddy John Wilkes Booth to allow his rivals, the architects of the entire "The Man" project perceive that he; their only threat is in fact dead. Booth, who infiltrated "The Man" back on one of their two initial creations, Julius Ceaser and Hammurabi volunteered his hand at eliminating the noble Lincoln. Upon h is "completion" of Lincoln's termination he had the local authorities of the time kill him to bury the secret.

Since then Lincoln created what was abbreviated as the R-ESUS, coded as the Restored Extra Solar Union of Systems, but in actuality means "Replicated E-type Synthesized Uber Sapiens".It seems that all of these beings possess a culmination of all previous experiments. They are programmed to retake control of the world from the evil clutches of the "The Man" project and restore it to the people.

Post by **Arizona Nova** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:16 am

WTF are you smoking?

Metallinauts · Post by **Metallinauts** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:17 am

The question is not what I am, but what I am not young padawan.

Post by **Arizona Nova** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:18 am

Well whatever it is, you're aligning yourself against "The Man," which means you're either insane or a communist.

Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:19 am

Arizona Nova wrote:WTF are you smoking?

You get the tranqs, I have the straight jacket.

Kanuckistan · Post by **Kanuckistan** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:22 am

Arizona Nova wrote:Well whatever it is, you're aligning yourself against "The Man," which means you're either insane or a communist.

I'll get the mind-ripping gear...

Post by **Arizona Nova** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:24 am

Indeed. No corruption of our precious bodily fluids will be occuring!

Flaming Souls · Post by **Flaming Souls** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:03 am

You guys are making it to complicated. I say we just use a shotgun.

Kanuckistan · Post by **Kanuckistan** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:35 am

Flaming Souls wrote:You guys are making it to complicated. I say we just use a shotgun.

Kill him, before we have a chance to properly extract information?

Why, that's just what a collaborator trying to hide their involvement would say!!

Flaming Souls · Post by **Flaming Souls** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:30 am

Hey, I'm with the man. I was just emphasizing how worthless enemies of the man are, and should be dealt with accordingly.

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