A History of the "The Man" Project

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Metallinauts wrote:When a MEtallinautsi male rapes, imagine a Facehuggerian man the has no standards and is utterly depraved.

Most Kanuckistani are genetically enhanced cyborgs. If nothing else, they can choose to not feel anything, feel pleasure instead of plain, or suicide - and if they have a conversion plant or vengeance device in their person, take alot of y'all with 'em.

And if they have 'kinky' mods, well... I'm not going there.
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Metallinauts wrote:They are picky about what they rape...
That way lies madness. And SpaceHerpes.
And if they have 'kinky' mods, well... I'm not going there.
In Soviet Kanuckistan, peasants rape you?
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SPACEHERPES?!
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Arizona Nova wrote:SPACEHERPES?!
Yes indeed. Do you know where that filthy xeno you're sticking your wang into has been, citizen?
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Sir, No Sir! But to be frank sir I don't care! My seed is a gift to them! Sir, I was merely demonstrating human genetic superiority over them by showing that my semen was genetically better than their xeno semen sir!
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Arizona Nova wrote:SPACEHERPES?!

If by space-herpes, you mean over-aggressive immuno-augmentative nanites with touch-attack functionality, then yes.
Central Facehuggeria wrote: In Soviet Kanuckistan, rapist wake up bloody and preggers the next day
Attempting to rape someone is considered implied consent if your victim would like to return, or preempt, the favor, yes.
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"CITIZEN! Your worthless scum of a Xeno slave isn't weeping tears of pain in public! That is a violation of Public Law M-1395! Report for reeducation by the end of the day or you will be shot!"


Man, I need to make my nation an antixeno hereticburning emperorlovin gunfest. More or less a CF clone.
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It is very fun. But it gets old after awhile. Even a sick and demented mind like mine can only write "and the elf was raped and tortured into insanity" so many times before it starts to get boring.

That's why I'm going benevolent.
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But I've been benevolent. I wanna be xenophobic for awhile. I don't think Ill go so far as slaves..
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See, I have my cake and am eating it too (or was it pie...). I'm nice as physically possible to Citizens (mostly because it's hardwired into QUETZAL), but I can wantonly rape, savage, and otherwise mangle anything else I damn well please, interspersed with random acts of kindness to raise my public image and throw off the baddies. :D

Although I think an Avatar could outrape a Kanuckistani woman, kinky mods or no. Beware my tireless sup4r-wang! :D
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