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Central Facehuggeria wrote:
Trailers wrote: How is the japanese version of a fucking rapier going to help?
It'll help you get shot when your opponent intelligently pulls out a gun and shoots you. :P

Seriously, you'd think all these people have never seen Indiana Jones. That's a textbook reason why not to bring a knife to a gunfight right there.
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Central Facehuggeria wrote: It'll help you get shot when your opponent intelligently pulls out a gun and shoots you. :P

Seriously, you'd think all these people have never seen Indiana Jones. That's a textbook reason why not to bring a knife to a gunfight right there.
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Okay people, you do it for the same reason CF puts Chainsaws on his guns.

Evisceration... is... fun.

That's all there is to it.
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Nobuseri wrote:Okay people, you do it for the same reason CF puts Chainsaws on his guns.

Evisceration... is... fun.

That's all there is to it.
Yes, this is true. Still, a standard katana is a rather inadequate weapon on a modern battlefield, much less a FT one. Unless this is some sort of fancy phase/d/plasma/energy katana, it's not going to do much against any self-respecting FT combatant.

Hell, the katana is at its best chewing through unarmored people, a task for which it is actually relatively decent. Against a human in power armor or a fully robotic killbot? It's completely useless.

Hell, the only reason my chainsaws work is that they're covered in forcefields and d-fields for greater cutting power. You could theoretically do the same with a katana, but the problem is that you're still sacrificing a ranged weapon for a melee one. A bayonet, on the other hand, lets you keep your melee weapon while still being able to shoot people as quick as you blink.
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I disagree, case in point:

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v733736Sws8c ... 448&rank=4

As you can see, the Katana is actually a superior anti-capital ship weapon. :P
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Nob that was lame but cool at the same time.
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Those destroyers obviously didn't have their anti-weaboo shields up. No wonder they lost.
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I would beg to differ, Had Indiana Jones showed up,things would have gone down differently
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Ah yes. Xiscapia. I hate that nooblet. Not only does he have fucking furries in his nation, and has that japanese stuff in with it (DX), but he also ALWAYS says in his rps.

"The Xiscapians are far more graceful and agile than a human could hope to be."

1. You are new, so older nations pwn you.
2. I would say 200 years of genetic research can allow my humans to fucking be more agile than your furries.
3. Why are you fleets always bouncing around? I wonder whats defending the homefront? *sees image of undefended planets being glassed*


He's just annoying and he always says that piece of furry wank "we r bettar den humons HAR HAR HAR" in every thread.

Seriously, I would like to see him face up against me or CF. That would be fun times in crushing his little nooblet dreams.

EDIT: I also love how he tried to be equal by saying the Xiscapians have been around before all of us. You know, especially you guys who have been here since '01, '02 and '03.
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Terran Imperium wrote:Ah yes. Xiscapia. I hate that nooblet. Not only does he have fucking furries in his nation, and has that japanese stuff in with it (DX), but he also ALWAYS says in his rps.

"The Xiscapians are far more graceful and agile than a human could hope to be."

1. You are new, so older nations pwn you.
2. I would say 200 years of genetic research can allow my humans to fucking be more agile than your furries.
3. Why are you fleets always bouncing around? I wonder whats defending the homefront? *sees image of undefended planets being glassed*


He's just annoying and he always says that piece of furry wank "we r bettar den humons HAR HAR HAR" in every thread.

Seriously, I would like to see him face up against me or CF. That would be fun times in crushing his little nooblet dreams.

EDIT: I also love how he tried to be equal by saying the Xiscapians have been around before all of us. You know, especially you guys who have been here since '01, '02 and '03.
Sounds like just another ignorable idiot. By the way... how many alien species pull the "we're better than humans" thing?
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