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Central Facehuggeria wrote:
The Cerberus Alliance wrote: Sounds like just another ignorable idiot. By the way... how many alien species pull the "we're better than humans" thing?
Thousands. Of these, nearly all lie dead by human hands or enslaved by human chains.
Seig Sapien!

While not Terran Human I am damn close.
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Bipedal ape evolutionary offshoots ftw!
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A race that possess drawbacks, limitations and weaknesses is actually more fun to roleplay. To see any non human race as somehow superior (overall) is actually a form of wank and even borders on godmodding.
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If they were so godawful superior, they wouldn't be conquered on such a regaular basis by human/oid nations.
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Sskiss wrote:A race that possess drawbacks, limitations and weaknesses is actually more fun to roleplay. To see any non human race as somehow superior (overall) is actually a form of wank and even borders on godmodding.
See you are thinking like a true roleplayer, this retards want to win...
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Metallinauts wrote: See you are thinking like a true roleplayer, this retards want to win...
Which is why you must beat them with logic.

Example:

"My furries are faster and more lithe than your humans could ever be."

"Not really, but I'll accept it for the purposes of roleplay. The thing is that your agility is not really an advantage here because all of my men have computer-targeted weapons. Try dodging a laser beam, relativistic slug, or guided missile. Oh, wait. That's right. You can't because your furries would tear themselves apart if they tried."

Alternatively:

"My furries are faster and more lithe than your humans could ever be."

"Yes. Naturally. However, humans are almost never physically superior in sci-fi settings. Do you know what lets us dominate races like you? Our intellect. While my men may be slower than yours in a natural environment... we aren't in a natural environment. All of my men have flying power armor of much rapeage. Guess your mobility advantage just went out the window, hey?"
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*nods in agreement*
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Terran Imperium wrote: EDIT: I also love how he tried to be equal by saying the Xiscapians have been around before all of us. You know, especially you guys who have been here since '01, '02 and '03.

IIRC, NS started in November '02

Central Facehuggeria wrote:Fortunately, we have the Adeptus Anonymous on hand to deal with any furry infestations.
Unfortunatly for Anonymous, atleast some of their members have failed to observe proper NBC warfare protocalls.

:wink:
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Kanuckistan wrote: Unfortunatly for Anonymous, atleast some of their members have failed to observe proper NBC warfare protocalls.

:wink:
Fortunately, the Adeptus Anonymous is proof against furry toxins. :P
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Central Facehuggeria wrote: Fortunately, the Adeptus Anonymous is proof against furry toxins. :P

It's still sloppy and unprofessional.


Besides, there's more to worry about that "Furry Kooties" - like the bioweapon that created them, or the one that turns people into unaffected 'plague carriers' for the aforementioned and other things, with no actual signs of infection(because irony is fun :mrgreen: ).

It's also liable to get their face melted off.
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