The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

I was cruising the forums, and found a few fairly funny quotes, I was doing this while my teacher was discussing the death rate and how her parents died, I was obviously not paying attention and laughed a little at the quote "And thus the first ESUS porn movie was born." by CF... I was trying to stay quiet... Yeah, couldn't stay quiet.. Damn you guys to hell!


Anyone else have a similar instance?

Nope.

I was in the library once and was trolling through the image thread. I happened upon a shoop da wooped M16 that said BIG FUCKING LAZER.

The braying guffaw could be heard in the parking lot Im told.

While I am supposed to be working I am usually here. The teacher spots me here all the time while I am supposed to be browsing somewhere else, but accepts that as a fact of life.

MY HS monitors all web traffic, and anything not even remotely educational is blocked immediately.

Hell, google image search was blocked for awhile.

Derscon wrote:MY HS monitors all web traffic, and anything not even remotely educational is blocked immediately.

Hell, google image search was blocked for awhile.

Underage B&

We had that problem too at our school, but eventually we got a hold of the school Admin's password. Suddenly, printing off hundreds of pages of porn, turning them around, and putting them back in the printers was not so difficult.

And better yet, neither was using the school's wireless network to play Starcraft LAN.

Silly North Carolina public schools.

They never learned what a cgi-proxy was..And after some "things" and "deals" I made, they never will.

Yeah, back in the day I started a Halo revolution that ended up with the entire county-wide school system's lan being slowed significantly due to half a dozen high schools and even more middle schools worth of students playing the Halo free trial multiplayer. They never caught me, either.

My Junior year of high school, we moved to a new campus and every student got a laptop. Needless to say, this is a horrible idea, and if I ever have the privilege of running a school, I will make sure that nobody gets computers. At all.

Anyway. The IT department was kinda behind the times, and it didn't help that it was largely student run. Lack of blocks of any sort lead to the year being one big Halo Demo LAN party. Me, Ald Rhun, and a couple friends got to be so good at it (relatively) that the server would empty if they saw our screen names. Also lead to the server makers attempting to ban (in order) Banshees, Sniper Rifles, Shotguns, Rockets, Vehicles, Pistols, and finally everything but Assault Rifles. Due to the fact that there weren't really any controls to actually block it, we faithfully ignored said rules when it suited us. Finally, the rest of the school abandoned Halo Demo in favor of Call of Duty Demo. Which made me sad.

...Until, of course, I found out that I pwn as hard at that as I do at Halo. And thus my reign of digital terror was completed.