StarCraft FLAME WARS

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Celestial Seibutsu
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StarCraft FLAME WARS

Post by Celestial Seibutsu »

So I heard you like mudkipz...


Anyway, I heard there was a bit of StarCrafting going around, would love to find some good players to get a few matches going. Been beating the snot out of Trailers over the past few days, but it only takes a few waves to destroy half his base. Rumor has it that Zerg guy who plays Terrian is good. Anyone else out there?
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I'm not good, but I'll tell you who IS good: Xenonier.

And if you ask him, he'll say he sucks and then point towards Anytime or something like that.

And I'm not Zerg >=/

EDIT: The ESUS Starcraft team. Sounds just crazy enough to work.
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*threadjacks and plants a Sierra LLC flag*

IN THE NAME OF HIIGARA
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Kostemetsia wrote:*threadjacks and plants a Sierra LLC flag*

IN THE NAME OF HIIGARA
DAMN RIGHT!!

No other game even comes close to the epic that is Homeworld (and even Homeworld II, I guess)

Starcraft: pft! Not even 3D.
WoW: the Blood Elves can complain about how bad they've got it when Arthas nukes their entire territory, and they're left with a single boat with which to enact their revenge.
Halo: Sure, it's pretty epic, and the soundtrack is nice. But vengance always trumps heroism, and Agnus Dei uber alles.

Even movies are weak in compairison.
LotR: RotK... pah! Try Lord of the Cores, Return of God!

But yes... haven't played in a while, but formerly hardcore. I'm pretty good with all three, but best with Terran.
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*the threadjackers are annihilated by a multi-million-ton warp 13 mass packet from the far side of the galaxy*
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Homeworld...pah!

I would play, but Starcraft won't work online for me. Something about my CD-key not being right or something.
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Have you tried it with Hamachi?
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Hamachi owns your soul.
Kreshh wrote: Starcraft: pft! Not even 3D.
Why do people draw this huge conclusion that graphics determine gameplay? Starcraft hasn't died from the market in over it's 10 years of being out there. That's not because of graphics, that's because it's the most balanced RTS out there.
Zerstorendar wrote:I'm not good, but I'll tell you who IS good: Xenonier.
I just want a match, one a bit more challenging than Trailers. :P
Zerstorendar wrote:And I'm not Zerg >=/
Yes, yes you are. Mostly because I don't even want to try and pronounce your name, let alone spell it. Much the same reason people call me CS. :P
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What race do you play CS? : >
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Zerstorendar wrote:What race do you play CS? : >
All three. :D Mainly Terrian or Protoss.
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