*tickles a mekantan*

[Kanuckistan]

Guys, the Kostemetsian Navy called my office. They want to know what the fuck you did with that twenty-kilometre Kazansky-class freighter packed full of vodka and various other alcohol.

They drank it, of course.

Then crushed the freighter like a used beer can.

Then played Extreme Frisbee with the remains.


Seriously, you had to ask? It's on YouTube.

[Kostemetsia]

Would such playing of frisbee have been done with the two hundred tractor field emitters checked out under my logistical code?

[The Cerberus Alliance]

Would such playing of frisbee have been done with the two hundred tractor field emitters checked out under my logistical code?

I've been advised to give you a definite "maybe" on that one.

[Zerstorendar]

Alright, there are reports of Ravagers waking up with improved reflexes and glowing eyes. I'm going to be needing a full report on what you did and exactly what you were drinking.

[Kanuckistan]

Alright, there are reports of Ravagers waking up with improved reflexes and glowing eyes. I'm going to be needing a full report on what you did and exactly what you were drinking.

If they don't turn into improbably-endowed teenaged foxgirls over the next few days, it's not my fault.

[Zerstorendar]

They'd better still look manly in power armour, or there'll be hell to pay >=(

[Kanuckistan]

They'd better still look manly in powah armour, or there'll be hell to pay >=(

Sentient Mold looks manly in the right power armour.

[Kostemetsia]

And I'm going to need a report on why I woke up in bed with the President of Kostemetsia. The last one was hittable, but this one is... *shudders violently*... male.

Come to think of it, I think I may have been at that party. Did it involve a certain Primelich something Fettel randomly snogging people?

[Kanuckistan]

And I'm going to need a report on why I woke up in bed with the President of Kostemetsia. The last one was hittable, but this one is... *shudders violently*... male.

If these empty vials are any indication, in about a week you'll make a lovely couple.

[Kostemetsia]

*picks up vials*

No, those are the legbone strength enhancement vials... and over there is something that looks suspiciously like a portal gun...

*looks up at ceiling and notices an odd rounded white camera with glowing red lens*

Oshi. Alright, who invited her?