DESCRIBE YUR NATION IN ONE PARAGRAPH

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Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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RAGH WE ARE A POWER AND CARRY THAT ARROGANCE IN OUR POCKET BUT IN ALL TRUTH OUR BUREACRACY IS TOO CRIPPLING TO ALLOW US TO ACTUALLY TAKE ACTION OOPS


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Here is a final gift, I leave it at your feet. The flames of freedom. How lovely. How just. Ahh, my precious anarchy. O beauty 'til now I never knew thee.
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Walk among them, these beasts that are less than you are. See their strength; see how easily you fall to their muscle and skill. Why do you stand for this? Why do you submit to the flesh, when death is bred in your bones? Do you realize the power you might hold? When the world of flesh is beneath you, even creatures mysterious and magical will fall! I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled. Know this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!
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Kreshh wrote:Walk among them, these beasts that are less than you are. See their strength; see how easily you fall to their muscle and skill. Why do you stand for this? Why do you submit to the flesh, when death is bred in your bones? Do you realize the power you might hold? When the world of flesh is beneath you, even creatures mysterious and magical will fall! I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled. Know this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!
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We are legion in silence; watching and waiting, protecting and shielding. The horrors of what we stop are unknown, and ignorance is their bliss. We are the guardians of time, some may hate or fear us for the power we wield, but we will save them just the same. Avengers of ??????, and those who would cross us will pay with their very souls.
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srs paragraph is srs
Traileric Empire

Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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raep,srs biznass
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