They Are Watching Us

[Central Facehuggeria]

What the fuck is PAF?

Note your avatar and the color of your name.

[Solar Communes]

What the fuck is PAF?

Another thing, I started drinking when I was 14, so, get busy.

I drank my first beer and smoked my first cigarette when I was 6.

[Arizona Nova]

I started drinking a beer once when I was a child. Problem is, it was a family gathering, and the reason I had it was because I had picked it up by accident when reaching for a Sprite.

Long story short, my ultra-sensitive child taste buds got quite a shock and I ended up spewing it cartoon fashion across the table. I have not had a beer since, though I did have quite a bit of dinner wine in Italy.

[Zerstorendar]

I started drinking when I was nearly 16. Because I'm a man and don't need to start something until I know I'll enjoy it.

[Trailers]

I wasn't aware our elite strike force of doom and power ALSO had an acronym.

Furthermore, I started smoking cigarettes and weed when I was still in the womb.

Beat that, fuckers.

[Metallinauts]

My blood is whiskey....

[Zerstorendar]

If your whiskey was blood, that would be tough.

[Metallinauts]

But here is the question derived from that, how would one function in perma-blackout drunk? Such a man would be deemed mighty indeed.

[Trailers]

I doubt you'd be able to communicate very well.

On the plus side you wouldnt need to eat or sleep.