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I'm writing this post from my new iPod touch.

It is rather 31337, to be honest. Got the Internet component working late this afternoon - the on-screen keyboard is fiddly (obviously) but usable.
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Yeah, whatever. I was among the first to get a video iPod. Now its HD is busted and the nearest Applekult Coven is on the West Side (big surprise right?) of Madison.

iTunes is the shit, though.
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If I had an iPod touch, you guys would almost immediately get an intelligible post written almost entirely by my penis.
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Of that I have no doubt.
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If I had an iPod touch, you guys would almost immediately get an intelligible post written almost entirely by my penis.
Isn't that how Zerst writes all his posts?
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Otagia wrote:
If I had an iPod touch, you guys would almost immediately get an intelligible post written almost entirely by my penis.
Isn't that how Zerst writes all his posts?
No. That would be me. Zerst does it by flexing his muscles.
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Not possible. I've seen video of him.

...Mind you, same video makes me question the existence of his phallus, so my previous point seems to be invalidated as well.
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I don't recall typing anything with my penis in that video, so I'll thank you not to make uninformed comments on what I do and do not do with my appendages.

Other than LIFT WEIGHTS RRRRRR SO HUGE.
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