Funny Spam Email Thread

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Date: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:46:23 +0100
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Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:37:40 -0800
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[Solar Communes]

Don't ask, I just found it among 151 spam mails since it've been months last I checked.

Date: 1st of December
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Also... LOL either they think I speak at least 15 languages or at least a dozen of Anonymous have used my address for registering.

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Date: 11th of December
From: Best pilules pour le sexe
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Really...

Date: 8th of December
From: Original Geschenke fur neue Jahr
Subject: D & G Beutel zu fantastischen Preis

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[Celestial Seibutsu]

That first one is Japanese, I can read bits and pieces of it. The second looks to be French, and the third is maybe German?

I have a rather large collection of spam mail advertising watches. Apparently, I'm in the market for a watch. I wasn't aware of this.