What Zersty gets up to when drunk

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What Zersty gets up to when drunk

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In true mately fashion, I'm reminding Zersty what he did when utterly smashed.
YOUR SIG DOES NOT PLEASE ME, I WILL CUNT YOU SO HARD.
I don';t know what that fucking means and I don';t fucking care. Guck, I will fuck you so hard yoy';lll be spitting my fucking kids, and I will then destroy you with a fucking shjovela fterwards.
THEN I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. AREN TOO. AND AZN AND KANUCK.

KANUCK TWICE.

MINDEST TWICE TOO.
Enjoy.
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Re: What Zersty gets up to when drunk

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I remember all of that, therefore it shouldn't count >:|
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He says plenty when hes not drunk.
(05:52) NightRapier/Zers: but what about the jews
(05:52) NightRapier/Zers: the jews are animals too
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/®©™ - ? - [Epic] - "There are four lights!" says (05:44):
is that you acknowledging you'd let a guy help you out
NightRapier/Zerstorendar says (05:45):
well, a guy can help me out
NightRapier/Zerstorendar says (05:45):
in that regard, even my parents can help me wank
03:26) ~Ashi/Rac/Arenum: so you have a hard on after typing "queen" and "the village people" ?
03:27) NightRapier/Zers: i do?
(03:27) NightRapier/Zers: i mean, sure, i definitely do after writing queen
And for a "manly man", this deserves a quote all of its own:
(03:31) NightRapier/Zers: i fucking love the village people
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What, you have a database of those? I can at least take solace in the fact that the ones Xenonier has been collecting are probably juicier, but not yet released :|
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Oh yes. Mine too. I think that everyone who talks to Aren inevitably does. :lol:
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It's time to add a variant for "Castrate Facehugger"
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You'll never take me alive! Give me balls, or give me death!
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Um, yeah... We used chemical castration. Remember that coke you had earlier?
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Yeah, you see....that wasn't Coke...that was Coke-flavored NPL (Nanite-Protection Liquid). We tricked you into ingesting millions of tiny, chainsaw deploying capable, nanites into your bloodstream. Now should you get a-hankering for the womenz, which should be instantaenous due to the Viagra dust we put into the drink, you'll basically be forced to castrate yourself by doing what you enjoy most.

Kanuck was bored and we had lots of money.....
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