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The reason why Elves have pointy ears
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The reason why Elves have pointy ears
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
Silly SC, we all know elves have pointy ears because they are superior.
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
gay != superiorArizona Nova wrote:Silly SC, we all know elves have pointy ears because they are superior.
This won't end well.
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
You cant really make any statements of meaning when you only come upon them from writing/reading lesbian elf porn on the internet.
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
Serious business itt?
There is no point for pointy ears besides rules 34 and 36.
And Spock isn't Superior
There is no point for pointy ears besides rules 34 and 36.
Yet their civilization is not infinitely more advanced to humans. Due to their longevity they would probably be similar to The Race from Worldwar series, for otherwise the only way how humans aren't lagging incredibly behind regarding tech would be an inferior intelligence compared to humans.Silly SC, we all know elves have pointy ears because they are superior.
And Spock isn't Superior
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
I can see that Aren has you pretty well whipped. :pArizona Nova wrote:Silly SC, we all know elves have pointy ears because they are superior.
Fortunately, brave men like Zerst and SC are here to act as a counterweight to your pro-keebler ideals.
Elves often wank themselves to have higher tech. Unfortunately, that higher tech always comes from the fact that they have a head start and not from any intellectual superiority.Yet their civilization is not infinitely more advanced to humans. Due to their longevity they would probably be similar to The Race from Worldwar series, for otherwise the only way how humans aren't lagging incredibly behind regarding tech would be an inferior intelligence compared to humans.
In fact, if this thread is still alive when I get back, I have subject-relevant copypasta that I'll post.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
Theres no point because I dont use Elves from Lord of the Rings or any other fantasy you seem to think I do, Sure, I take influence and I run with that - But Areians are Areians are not under your apparently ill thought out jurisdiction and opinion.
Get over it.
Get over it.
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
If you wank elves so hard, though, they cease to be elves. Besides, it's not like it's hard to wank your own creation.Arenumberg wrote:Theres no point because I dont use Elves from Lord of the Rings or any other fantasy you seem to think I do, Sure, I take influence and I run with that - But Areians are Areians are not under your apparently ill thought out jurisdiction and opinion.
Get over it.
Anyway, copypasta. Sorry, Kanuck.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
What is is, CF? I can't really read it.
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Re: The reason why Elves have pointy ears
A series of vignettes which glorify humanity compared to space elves, space orcs, space dwarves, and finally, space bugs.Telros wrote:What is is, CF? I can't really read it.
Individually we might not be as good as space elves, but there's lots more of us, and we're not constrained by silliness like aesthetics or honor.
Space orcs can't work together long enough to build an empire, even though they've got the numbers and the resources to do it.
Space dwarves have the tech, but not the numbers.
Space bugs have the numbers, but they're unable to work well with others, and hence humanity dominates them.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."