The reason why Elves have pointy ears

[Central Facehuggeria]

Solarians are as soulless as their atheist beliefs claim. They don't consider energy or spirit beings real, but constructs originated from solipsism. They would certainly have no moral objections to buy these consumer electronics, as long as they aren't manufactured in a sweatshop.

What about a sweatshop manned by xenu elves?

[Arenumberg]

Done the Spirit thing without even knowing that, Old.

That is incredibly convenient. I can adapt the technology I plan to use to force Balrogga's population into batteries to your elves as well.

I can eliminate two stains from this multiverse at once, and power cheap Facehuggerian consumer electronics to boot!

Past tense dear.

Also its quite obvious the only reason elves have pointy ears is so the apparently "great" human minds of each century waste their lives trying to figure it out.

[Solar Communes]

Solarians are as soulless as their atheist beliefs claim. They don't consider energy or spirit beings real, but constructs originated from solipsism. They would certainly have no moral objections to buy these consumer electronics, as long as they aren't manufactured in a sweatshop.

What about a sweatshop manned by xenu elves?

Not a chance. They believe not even Xenu are deserving of capitalist exploitation or slavery and that death is a merciful fate compared to either.

Solarians are actually chaotic good. They just think that killing aliens is a good thing, and they do it as painless as possible. When possible to prevent them from realizing they are going to be killed, even better.

[Kostemetsia]

SC, do NOT FUCKING MAKE ME RAGE AT YOU ABOUT HOW 'XENU' IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR 'XENO' AND TOO LATE I'M RAGING

BY FUTURE-TECH, HELL, BY POST-MODERN TECH, ANON IS LOGICALLY GOING TO HAVE DIFFERENT OBSESSIONS

[Zerstorendar]

BY FUTURE-TECH, HELL, BY POST-MODERN TECH, ANON IS LOGICALLY GOING TO HAVE DIFFERENT OBSESSIONS

Nope, don't you remember my comparison to the Ethiopian family condom?

[Central Facehuggeria]

BY FUTURE-TECH, HELL, BY POST-MODERN TECH, ANON IS LOGICALLY GOING TO HAVE DIFFERENT OBSESSIONS

Nope, don't you remember my comparison to the Ethiopian family condom?

He has you there, Kost.

[Kostemetsia]

Remember.

Don't care. Anon is still going to have different obsessions. Do you know how fast memes become old in modern /b/?

DO YOU, BITCH?

[Zerstorendar]

Turnin' the irony up a notch.

[Solar Communes]

After the world was nuked, Scientology became a mainstream religion until the Evil Antichrist assumed the world government of Evil. And took many of the Scientology principles into the World Religion mandated by the Police State.

If that isn't enough reason, I don't see what would be.

[Neo-Mekanta]

The truth:

Mekantans >>>>>>>>> Sskiss >>>> Humans=Elves >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Furries