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Admit it. Air your offensive views on other nations here in a companionably jokeful and secretly entirely serious manner. RL or NS, doesn't matter.
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Zerstorendar is a filthy pit of shackled minds and opression.

Xenonians claim that they lack arrogance, but their behaviour certainly calls such a claim into question.
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Furfagstan is made of Asperger's losers who waste real cash with virtual avatars to fuck gay people in fursuits and throw away their humanity. Yiff in Chaos furfags!

The only difference between a retarded psychotic monkey and a Mekantan is that such monkey never was given the ridculously overpowered tools of mass destruction its primitive, brutal and savage mind would never manage to conceive by itself. In zoos, psychotic beasts had to be killed, why should it be different now?

As if furfags weren't enough, the Weeaboo furfags from Otagia must die. They are so dumb that AIs have replaced them fully.

If Dinossaurs existed on Earth, they should be put in a zoo. If Dinossaurs were sentient, they should be killed as the aberrant beasts they were... Emotionless reptiles and all.

There are elves in Solar Communes. Except we call them anorexic cosplay-biomod losers. No need to worry about them, natural selection alone does the job. Alles Sorne? Ill and Sozzy? As if the name mattered. Only the losers of mankind mate elves.

Energy... it is just something to power up things. If it's sentient... well, not only we are securing our energy needs but also the survival of our species by "killing" them. It is irrelevant whether what is powering my mind uplink is the dying of a Kressh or Ta'Nar. Equally, only cowards and worthless strategists need Kythons to win wars against enemies which stand no chance against them.

The original Mindsetti are virtually extinct... like all dumbasses who kiled their consciousness and stored copies of them in computers. Why should the electronic imitation be more worthy than the "meatbaggy" original? Our best AIs aren't sentient, but that is nearly imperceptible. Probably they aren't sentient at all, just parts of massive simulations of human behavior.

The Trailarii share one thing with their ancestors: they are pederasts and fags. Otherwise, they are posers of the real Greek warrior culture, of a time when there was a glimpse of honor in warfare. Not a time of cowards lowering to the same bestial level of the "superior non-meatbags" by using super-weapons to destroy planets and solar systems rather than conquer them by their own sweat and blood, like real men would do.

Whoever rules the fascist shithole called Facehuggeria should be castrated, together with every man who supports him.

Zerstorendar is like most gyms of past ages: filled by the ranks with closet homosexuals who aren't manly enough to assume.

Chronosians are all posers: if they truly endorsed Chaos, they would have slain their emperor, all daemons belonging to an orderly hiearchy(pleonasm for emphasis), and embraced anarchy.

Travellians are stupid Monarch ass-kissers who can't see the benefits of having no government.

Allaneans are eternal 12-year old Weeabos, Elves and Furries simultaneously... need no further comments.

If Godular is anarchist, Porter was democratic. Pseudo-sentient Behaviorial simulations made from copies of real human consciousness in a hivemind can't even understand what is anarchy, let alone think for themselves.

Only imbeciles don't realize there is no primary and exclusive time-space continuum, if there are continuums at all. That these Metalli-whatever they are, have likely lived for eons and never found the truth while we knew it when all we could do was to send satellites in orbit and shuttles in Moon says enough.
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I got off rather easily there.

Now, let's see. None of the perceptions below are overly prevalent among the Kostemetsian people, but in those who are disposed towards believing in stereotypes these stereotypes are the most dominant.

Otagians are a bunch of slant-eyed militaristic bastards with pretensions towards honour. Kostemetsians are pure Caucasian, absolutely peaceful, and don't need to be pretentious.

Travellians are a handful of space Jews who couldn't defend themselves from being virtually wiped out because they were too busy counting their money. Kostemetsia has no need of money except if it amuses the people, and is quite able to defend itself at all times, as well as being able to win any war it engages in, no matter the odds. Not that anyone would dare to engage it, of course.

Arizona Novans are imbeciles who lowered themselves from the pedestal of genetic purity to make themselves weak by crossbreeding with homo quendi who attempt to call themselves true eledhel. Kostemetsia is of pure Terran stock and would never dream of abandoning the racial purity the elected Government has sadly failed to hold as dear as it should, and even were it to crossbreed with another race it would choose the right one and thus become stronger rather than weaker.

Arenumbrians are the pretentious pseudo-elves mentioned beforehand. They're also far too willing to fight at the wrong times and back down far too much at the right ones. As previously mentioned, Kostemetsians are utterly unpretentious and always know the best time to join battle.

Chronosians are pretentious enough that they imply they're time travellers IN THEIR NATIONAL NAME. They also seem to believe they're gods of some sort. Kostemetsia has a close ally which will provide it with an interdimensional link, IS a bunch of demigods by bloodline, and knows the only reason Chronosia was allowed admission to the ESUS was because everyone else pitied it.

Xenonians have no purpose, no guiding light and no sense of aesthetics, but at least they're manly enough to admit it by calling themselves 'the Projected Irregularity'. Kostemetsians may be the greatest artists in the universe, and are truly the epitome of reason - and they get to be manly without having anything to have to be manly about. Unlike the niggeRendari. We'll talk about them later.

Balroggans are only roaming the galaxy because their mothers collectively kicked them out and told them to get a job. [This is assuming the Balroggans are still nomads.] Kostemetsians have four worlds, twenty-four billion people, a major fighting faction, and their feet planted firma on terra, except when they don't want them to be.

Sskiss are weak-minded, chaotically-organised pretenders to the title of 'dinosaur', and have an eerie liking for steak, raw. Kostemetsians only speak the truth - namely, that they themselves are superior varieties of human. Both stereotypes are absolutely true and without flaw.

Metallinautsis are, as a rule, unfriendly and sometimes downright antisocial, and have a superiority complex just because they live in another realm. Kostemetsians are the most friendly people on the face of the multiverse - at least, to those who are worthy of their friendship - and have their feet perfectly well planted in the one true continuum.

Central Facehuggerians watched far too many sci-fi horror vids as kids and grew up wanting to be the bad guys. They failed. Epically. Kostemetsians are without alignment and without mercy.

Jordaxians are so without deeds of note that we've not the time to devote to building a stereotype of them. Kostemetsia has so many deeds of note that nobody dares to stereotype it.

Kanuckistanis are arrogantly high-minded and seem to think their ship names amuse the rest of the galaxy. Of course, only Kostemetsian ship names are capable of doing that, and they will only amuse the rest of the galaxy if and when we want them to.

Neo-Mekantans might as well be failed clones of Cthulhu, and there's nothing the great and holy Commonwealth hates more than failures. [This is, of course, completely ignoring the fact that Mekantans are humanoid. Every xenophobe in the Commonwealth thinks they're squid, and all refuse to be told otherwise.] The squid are therefore inferior to the genetically spotless, mostly Caucasian population of the Commonwealth.

Trailarii watched far, far, far, far, far too many historical dramas as a kid, kinda the inverse of the Facehuggers. They think they're big damn swordfighting heroes and won't let anyone tell them otherwise. Also, they have small dicks. Kostemetsians fight with railguns, the true weapons of manliness, and have dicks that would shock the most stereotypical African-American.

Allaneans are rabid, militaristic expansionists who spread the lie that they're for the common man when really they're focused towards eternally sustaining the power of a single, static ruling elite. In that sense they're like the United States, at least those of the Stupid Ages. Kostemetsia is always for the common man, leadership be damned.

The Godulans have pretty much the same problems as the Kanuckistanis, and are probably in cahoots with them. We don't like people who are in cahoots with others, ESUS membership be damned. Kostemetsia is never in cahoots with anyone.

Telrosians don't make any pretensions to not being run by a corporatocracy, but the fact that they are run by a corporatocracy sends us into an ideological rage. As such, they're fags. Kostemetsia's enlightened democracy is superior.

Cerberans have the same problem as the Jordaxians. The response is the same.

Rendari have tiny dicks, nonexistent 'ceps, no indoor voices, and unhealthy fixations towards depurifying themselves by breeding with elves. Kostemetsia's average dick size has been previously mentioned, all babies are born with 'ceps that would terrify Popeye, each and every member of the population is a baritone on average (except for the women who are pleasingly tenoriffic. Hey, everyone has a wide range anyway) and no member of the populace is ever obsessive. Ever ever ever ever ever. Ever obsessive. Ever. We cannot obsess on this enough.

Celestial Seibutsu are a bunch of weeaboos. No DNA sampling is required, just a close and thoroughly manly test of their nation name. Kostemetsia's standard genotype has been mentioned previously, so we'll move on to the next unworthy polluters of rightfully Kostemetsian space in an utterly, completely masculine manner.

Univarians are a bunch of men without dicks and women with them, which are of course transgressions against all-powerful Atheismo; as such, their babies tend to be horribly deformed when born as punishment from Atheismo. Kostemetsia has no need to believe or disbelieve in any deity except when it's the objectively right thing to do, and all of our precious children are absolutely pure - see, we're also more tender (in a MANLY fashion) than the Univarians could ever hope to successfully pretend to be.

Finally, Solar Communists. They're horrifyingly xenophobic and racist, they seem to think they're the Anonymous of legend - do note that such Anon are old meme which only Kostemetsians can make look good - and said Solar Commiefags have far too many stereotypes. Kostemetsians would never stereotype anyone.
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*pokes Kost* That's my puppet, Kost, not me.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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Kost, you forgot the most important detail about SC:

All Solarians are NIGGERS
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Fucking Meatbags

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*Yells unintelligibly about the city he is standing in*
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Trailers wrote:*Yells unintelligibly about the city he is standing in*
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