The Emperors Will be Done

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Fuck the Waaaagh, I've decided to go Space Marines and join the Warhammer 40k clusterfuck, and no, I'm not playing blueberries... Discuss...
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Siesatia wrote:Fuck the Waaaagh, I've decided to go Space Marines and join the Warhammer 40k clusterfuck, and no, I'm not playing blueberries... Discuss...
Dark Angels? No, they're lame.

Space Wolves? Eh, okay, but they could be better.

Real men play either Mantis Warriors or Iron Snakes.

Exceptions made for Grey Knights.
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Real men play with the Praetorian Guard
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Real men crash planes into the Hudson River.
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Real men play Cryx.
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Otagia wrote:Real men play Cryx.
Ah, the thing with the warjacks.
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Siesatia wrote:Fuck the Waaaagh, I've decided to go Space Marines and join the Warhammer 40k clusterfuck, and no, I'm not playing blueberries... Discuss...

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Central Facehuggeria wrote:
Otagia wrote:Real men play Cryx.
Ah, the thing with the warjacks.
Mostly just referring to the fact that real men will undoubtably appreciate the BDSM Dragon Ninja Pirate Zombie faction. That, and an evolving storyline is always nice. And a company that doesn't enjoy anally violating its own customers. And FAQs that don't read "It's a game, so just play whatever way would be most fun." And tactics that extend beyond "he who rolls the most dice wins." And...

Okay, now I'm ranting. If you must go with Space Marines (ick), real men play Rainbow Warriors.
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