Rant - This many errors cannot be a natural occurance

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Rant - This many errors cannot be a natural occurance

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I don't care how dizzy I am, or how hard it is to think, or if my hands are numb, my head hurts like hell, and I'm stuck being half asleep all the time.

I. Do. Not. Make. This. Many. Goddamn. Mistakes. While. Writing.

I've had to correct Errors every goddamn sentence I've written. Not just minor typos like letters in the wrong places. I'm talking about something like...
He signed, pointing the helmsen at the mslenden and he sighed
It gets really frustrating having to retype every other sentence three times because you've spontaneously forgot the English language or how a freaking keyboard works.

... I know I should stop writing until I feel better. I'm having more luck writing than I am playing flight sims, though. And don't say "go to bed" - I spent eighteen hours in bed. Bed can suck it.

No way this is natural though. No. Just no.

(Edit: TYPOS DO NOT COUNT!)
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Are your hands cold? Perhaps your blood sugar is low. Maybe it's Lupus. Or cancer. We need to get House on the case.
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Neo-Mekanta, you should go do a doctor as soon as you can. Make an appointment, or if its bad, go to emergency.
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The Mindset wrote:Are your hands cold? Perhaps your blood sugar is low. Maybe it's Lupus. Or cancer. We need to get House on the case.
It's never Lupus. :evil:

And yes, if you feel this bad, go see a doctor.
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Actually, the hands being cold is unrelated to the illness. I'm in a very cold environment. I just figured I'd throw that onto the complaints list. That's more of an "every day I lose the remote to my heater" occurrence.
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Minor update: Nestled in one of my image directories is a word file dated for during my little bout of temporary insanity/retardation. Mostly gibberish, with quite a few things that I could decode, or pick right out. Mostly harmless things, like stating that the light barrier is a conspiracy by Einstein and his ass-buddies to keep science fiction writers down, or that several people I know are simultaneously the reincarnation of Hitler. I also wrote "tits" a few times and then typed out childish giggling. ("teheheheheheeehehehe") I cursed at some friends for making me start to like cats.

Mildly creepy is a half-page rant about the apocalypse and how I will laugh as mankind destroys itself and Christ burns in hell, declaring that the world will be mine on "121212", and that I was watching myself type. I think I might have gotten a bit pissed off about something at this point.


I'm still going through and translating/interpreting some things, but wow. I like to keep notes. Keeping notes is a habit I've gotten into. I might break that habit. I don't like leaving myself notes that seem like they're out of some ARG about demonic possession.
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Neo-Mekanta wrote:Mostly harmless things, like stating that the light barrier is a conspiracy by Einstein and his ass-buddies to keep science fiction writers down, or that several people I know are simultaneously the reincarnation of Hitler.
...He knows too much - deploy the Guinea Pigs.

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Neo-Mekanta wrote:Minor update: Nestled in one of my image directories is a word file dated for during my little bout of temporary insanity/retardation. Mostly gibberish, with quite a few things that I could decode, or pick right out. Mostly harmless things, like stating that the light barrier is a conspiracy by Einstein and his ass-buddies to keep science fiction writers down, or that several people I know are simultaneously the reincarnation of Hitler. I also wrote "tits" a few times and then typed out childish giggling. ("teheheheheheeehehehe") I cursed at some friends for making me start to like cats.

Mildly creepy is a half-page rant about the apocalypse and how I will laugh as mankind destroys itself and Christ burns in hell, declaring that the world will be mine on "121212", and that I was watching myself type. I think I might have gotten a bit pissed off about something at this point.


I'm still going through and translating/interpreting some things, but wow. I like to keep notes. Keeping notes is a habit I've gotten into. I might break that habit. I don't like leaving myself notes that seem like they're out of some ARG about demonic possession.
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Kanuckistan wrote:
Neo-Mekanta wrote:Mostly harmless things, like stating that the light barrier is a conspiracy by Einstein and his ass-buddies to keep science fiction writers down, or that several people I know are simultaneously the reincarnation of Hitler.
...He knows too much - deploy the Guinea Pigs.

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Yeah, about that... The guinea pigs died from the Space Cholera we were developing. We have chinchillas though.
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