I. Do. Not. Make. This. Many. Goddamn. Mistakes. While. Writing.
I've had to correct Errors every goddamn sentence I've written. Not just minor typos like letters in the wrong places. I'm talking about something like...
It gets really frustrating having to retype every other sentence three times because you've spontaneously forgot the English language or how a freaking keyboard works.He signed, pointing the helmsen at the mslenden and he sighed
... I know I should stop writing until I feel better. I'm having more luck writing than I am playing flight sims, though. And don't say "go to bed" - I spent eighteen hours in bed. Bed can suck it.
No way this is natural though. No. Just no.
(Edit: TYPOS DO NOT COUNT!)