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Would you make a puppet behind 7 proxies to troll NS Forums?

Yes, all of them
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Yes, but only NS
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Yes, but only II
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Yes, but only NSG
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No
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Arizona Nova
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Re: Trolling puppets

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Solar Communes wrote:
Arizona Nova wrote:
Sskiss wrote:I have no interest in trolling in any form as its beneath my dignity.
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Well said Sskiss.
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I guess I unintentionally trolled there. :3
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Some people fail to see the distinction between taking something too seriously/etc. and deciding, "No, I don't feel like acting like a twat - that's not something I enjoy doing."

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Kanuckistan wrote:Some people fail to see the distinction between taking something too seriously/etc. and deciding, "No, I don't feel like acting like a twat - that's not something I enjoy doing."

:P
I was referring to the existence of dignity in the Internets.

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Solar Communes wrote:
Kanuckistan wrote:Some people fail to see the distinction between taking something too seriously/etc. and deciding, "No, I don't feel like acting like a twat - that's not something I enjoy doing."

:P
I was referring to the existence of dignity in the Internets.

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Well I guess I was thinking of dignity more in the sense of self-respect. Satire is a parasitical art; it requires something to mock or it doesn't exist, but it still occupies a far higher seat than trolling and fakeposting. The latter smacks of the desperation of minds too small and stunted to actually make an intelligent point or craft a witty diatribe, so it transmogrifies into a straw man and bides its time, like one of those horrendous lure fish. No small coincidence that both species like hiding in dark places, and when their form is seen in full light nothing but disgust is elicited. It's not to say satirists don't indulge in trolling - Jonathan Swift essentially invented trolling with "A Modest Proposal" - but doing so for its own sake seems the province of mental recluses.
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Arizona Nova wrote:like one of those horrendous lure fish.
Are those the ones who swim up your urethra?
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Central Facehuggeria wrote:
Arizona Nova wrote:like one of those horrendous lure fish.
Are those the ones who swim up your urethra?
Nah, those would be the people who write viruses. I mean angler fish.

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I can imagine a lot of pro trolls probably look a little like that.
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Arizona Nova wrote:Satire is a parasitical art; it requires something to mock or it doesn't exist, but it still occupies a far higher seat than trolling and fakeposting.
Tbh I never trolled, at least not intentionally, but can't say I didn't try making satires for the occasional II bandwagon I was tired of seeing threads jumping on...

http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=565324
http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558058
http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554320


Arizona Nova wrote:
Solar Communes wrote:
Kanuckistan wrote:Some people fail to see the distinction between taking something too seriously/etc. and deciding, "No, I don't feel like acting like a twat - that's not something I enjoy doing."

:P
I was referring to the existence of dignity in the Internets.

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tl;dr
Taking trolls seriously enough to make an essay about them already defeats the purpose of not feeding them.
I can imagine a lot of pro trolls probably look a little like that.
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Solar Communes wrote: Taking trolls seriously enough to make an essay about them already defeats the purpose of not feeding them.
Goodness, you call a short paragraph an essay? Where did you go to school? Anyway, I wasn't feeding so much as serving.
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I can imagine a lot of pro trolls probably look a little like that.
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Congratulations on posting a picture on the internet. :D
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Why didn't you wait me to edit my post? I still had one last example to add:

http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553175
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Solar Communes wrote:Why didn't you wait me to edit my post? I still had one last example to add:

http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553175
I am a nimble wordsmith.

EDIT: When I feel like it.
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