Drinking games based on ESUS members. Be insulted or otherwise. It's really your personal choice. At any rate, it's supposed to be amusing. In alphabetical order:
Arizona Nova
Down a shot every time AZN adopts a sensibly neutral position. You'll be drunk by the end of three minutes.
Central Facehuggeria
See above.
Chronosia
Down a shot every time someone gets him mixed up with Bal (it happens more than you might think, although not here so much).
Hyperspatial Travel
Variant I
Down a shot every time he elaborately insults you.
Variant II
... every time he conquers your planet as part of an insane but theoretically workable plan.
Variant III
... every time one of his insane but theoretically workable plans fizzles just after he's taken your planet, leaving it in limbo.
Variant IV
... every time he makes a statement ending in 'puny mortals' or similar.
Kanuckistan
... every time he makes an elaborately scientific statement which nobody can be bothered to spend hours painstakingly and in detail researching just for a general concept.
Naggeroth
... every time he says something that sounds British.
Neo-Mekanta
... every time he says something. It's always a hidden innuendo for tentacle rape.
Otagia
... every time he commits resources as part of a massive game plan.
Solar Communes
... every time he mentions /b/ and hard science in the same post.
Trailers
Variant I
... every time he uses an emoticon in a horribly inappropriate but lulzy context.
Variant II
... every time he issues a message in a friendly tone promising horrific nuclear or equivalent destruction.
Univaria
... every time she mentions metal music.
Xenonier
... every time he uses the emoticon ': >'.
ESUS Drinking Games
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- ESUS Spambot
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- Name: Kostemetsia
Re: ESUS Drinking Games
Kostemetsia wrote:
Chronosia
Down a shot every time someone gets him mixed up with Bal (it happens more than you might think, although not here so much).
I will take that as a complement, not an insult.
I wonder what you would have come up for me...
*possibly regrets asking*
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Re: ESUS Drinking Games
I don't know enough of your posting habits.
- Arizona Nova
- GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
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- Name: Arizona Nova
Re: ESUS Drinking Games
I'm sensibly neutral? I'm surprised I made the list at all, considering my recent presence (or lack thereof).
You should all embrace the goon hivemind. Sieg Lowtax!
You should all embrace the goon hivemind. Sieg Lowtax!
[center]Wit ye well, that when no good men remain to stand against those who choose evil, what will remain to restrain them from unleashing their dark designs?[/center]
~Anikar
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~Anikar
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- Neo-Mekanta
- ESUS Cummycow
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- Name: Neo-Mekanta
Re: ESUS Drinking Games
Oh, I'll drink to that all right...Kostemetsia wrote: Neo-Mekanta
... every time he says something. It's always a hidden innuendo for tentacle rape.
... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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- Take Off Every Zig For Great Justice!
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- Name: Trailers
Re: ESUS Drinking Games
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Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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