ESUS Drinking Games

[Kostemetsia]

Drinking games based on ESUS members. Be insulted or otherwise. It's really your personal choice. At any rate, it's supposed to be amusing. In alphabetical order:

Arizona Nova
Down a shot every time AZN adopts a sensibly neutral position. You'll be drunk by the end of three minutes.

Central Facehuggeria
See above.

Chronosia
Down a shot every time someone gets him mixed up with Bal (it happens more than you might think, although not here so much).

Hyperspatial Travel
Variant I
Down a shot every time he elaborately insults you.

Variant II
... every time he conquers your planet as part of an insane but theoretically workable plan.

Variant III
... every time one of his insane but theoretically workable plans fizzles just after he's taken your planet, leaving it in limbo.

Variant IV
... every time he makes a statement ending in 'puny mortals' or similar.

Kanuckistan
... every time he makes an elaborately scientific statement which nobody can be bothered to spend hours painstakingly and in detail researching just for a general concept.

Naggeroth
... every time he says something that sounds British.

Neo-Mekanta
... every time he says something. It's always a hidden innuendo for tentacle rape.

Otagia
... every time he commits resources as part of a massive game plan.

Solar Communes
... every time he mentions /b/ and hard science in the same post.

Trailers
Variant I
... every time he uses an emoticon in a horribly inappropriate but lulzy context.

Variant II
... every time he issues a message in a friendly tone promising horrific nuclear or equivalent destruction.

Univaria
... every time she mentions metal music.

Xenonier
... every time he uses the emoticon ': >'.

[Balrogga]

Chronosia
Down a shot every time someone gets him mixed up with Bal (it happens more than you might think, although not here so much).

I will take that as a complement, not an insult.


I wonder what you would have come up for me...

*possibly regrets asking*

[Kostemetsia]

I don't know enough of your posting habits.

[Arizona Nova]

I'm sensibly neutral? I'm surprised I made the list at all, considering my recent presence (or lack thereof).

You should all embrace the goon hivemind. Sieg Lowtax!

[Neo-Mekanta]

Neo-Mekanta
... every time he says something. It's always a hidden innuendo for tentacle rape.

Oh, I'll drink to that all right...

[Trailers]

:3

[Arenumberg]

o.O