With the death of Michael Jackson, there has been a rash of jokes about him, both tasteless and funny. I decided to start a Thread here to catalogue the most tasteless and funny ones we have heard.
Let’s hear how many you have heard.
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Farah Fawcett died and went to Heaven. Upon arriving God met her at the Heavenly Gates. He told her, “Since you were such a good person I will give you one wish.�
Farah thought for a moment and then replied, “I wish for all the children in the world to be safe.�
That same day God killed Michael Jackson.
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Since 90% of Michael Jackson’s body is now plastic, it was decided to recycle him and use the plastic to make Lego Blocks so little boys can play with him for once.
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Did you hear how Michael Jackson died?
He ate a ten year old wiener.
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The Tasteless Jackon Joke Thread
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Telros
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Re: The Tasteless Jackon Joke Thread
Dear....dear god....
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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Re: The Tasteless Jackon Joke Thread
That one I hadn't heard.Balrogga wrote: Farah Fawcett died and went to Heaven. Upon arriving God met her at the Heavenly Gates. He told her, “Since you were such a good person I will give you one wish.�
Farah thought for a moment and then replied, “I wish for all the children in the world to be safe.�
That same day God killed Michael Jackson.
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Re: The Tasteless Jackon Joke Thread
Michael Jackson is the reason for Mekanta's tentacle fixations.
Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire