Just as the title says, movies that are so bad (horrible or awsome) that you have to see them. Your first thought has to be "WTF" to count for this.
My first entry is ROBOGEISHA
Movies so bad you have to see them
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Telros
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GEISHA MISSILE!
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
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Naggeroth
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Dracula 3000
It started off kind of interesting. Then Dracula came.
From the Planet Transilvania.
And runs around in the year 3000 dressed like this.
It started off kind of interesting. Then Dracula came.
From the Planet Transilvania.
And runs around in the year 3000 dressed like this.
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The Room. Worst film ever made, but it's also the funniest film ever made. Unintentionally so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw
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Fucking Red Zone Cuba. I don't care what the rest of you say, this IS the worst movie ever made. It took me six watchthroughs to make any sense of the plot, and even with the MST3K crew riffing along I still lost my sanity in the doing. God only knows what the effects of an unmitigated watchthrough could be. In terms of modern film, Wanted is a good brainraper.
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Cant beleive you didnt mention that wierd Zombie film we watched.
Sad reality is I don't even remember the name, but it had David Carridine in it!
Sad reality is I don't even remember the name, but it had David Carridine in it!
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Trailers
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Also, GEISHA TRANSFORM.Balrogga wrote:Just as the title says, movies that are so bad (horrible or awsome) that you have to see them. Your first thought has to be "WTF" to count for this.
My first entry is ROBOGEISHA
GEISHA CHAINSAW
GEISHA ARMPIT KATANA ATTACK.
Tengu attack milk, fried shrimp? Is this supposed to be a comedy?
Why the fuck is this in German?
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Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
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And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
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Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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Arizona Nova
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Why the fuck wouldn't it be in German? :@Trailers wrote:Why the fuck is this in German?
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Yet another symptom of it being a bunch of college Asians trying to be funny. And succeeding. I mean there's a trailer on Kontra.
Also, AZN, I'm at war with your fellow goons. You goatfucker.
Also, AZN, I'm at war with your fellow goons. You goatfucker.
Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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Arizona Nova
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What are you talking about (both counts)Trailers wrote:Also, AZN, I'm at war with your fellow goons. You goatfucker.
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