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Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:16 am**

For context:

~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*Stop faking

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:19 am**

~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*2 guys
*is hot
*LOL

Aren is obviously a complete ditz.

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:21 am**

You're so easy, like your mom.

2GIRLS IS HOT LOL ESPECIALLY WITH A CUP.

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:21 am**

[quote=Aren@MSN]*never seen so much sperm[/quote]

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:51 am**

MSN@Kost wrote:[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says (03:41):
*This is from Rob
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says (03:41):
*President Richard H Sagen of the Terran Alliance says:
*I was conviced you and kwen were sleeping together
*kewen&
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*... ahahahaha
*And how do you know we're not?
President Richard H Sagen of the Terran Alliance says:
*I'm still convicned
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*And how do you know we are? :3
*President Richard H Sagen of the Terran Alliance says:
*Its a hunch
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says (03:47):
*Rob thinks I'm sleeping with Xiscapia as well
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says (03:47):
*And 5/4
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says (03:47):
*And possibly HT, Zerstorendar and Univaria
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says (03:47):
*hahahahhaa
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says (03:47):
*your like
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says (03:47):
*the rent boy of NS
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says (03:47):
*Fuck year, it's the only way I'm getting laid
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says (03:47):
*well
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says (03:48):
*Zerst wouldnt be so bad
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says (03:48):
*and would vindicate so much
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says (03:48):
*infact, I now beleive this.
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says (03:48):
*I am such a complete nerd that renting myself out would be my only way of losing my virginity : >
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says (03:49):
*KOSTEMETSIA: Sleeping with Kewen, Xiscapia and Zerstorendar since 2009

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:53 am**

NO COMMENT I DENY IT ALL

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:57 am**

I got egyp't as far as convo length went, overall - although I have to admit, compared to the bahrain conversation I was expecting, this was definitely a cyplus. I think Aren will have to kuwait a while to live this one down ... oman, will she.

~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*NOW GET INTO MY UR
*AND FEEL MY ASSYRIA
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*... smrt xD
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*I am yes.
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*Although what does 'ur' symbolise?
Anisarian says:
*As a matter of point; how shall this war proceed
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*Assyria is obvious enough.
*But ur?
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*I've got a lovely pair of babylons.
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*This is all very Monty Python as you should expect when there is an Imperial subject in the convo
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*Can travel up my euphrates.
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*I can't anatoliarate all this innuendo.
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*lol
*I Tyre of your Byblos, touch my Tigris.
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*What would be awesome is innuendo using Gravemind lines. I mean, come on ... 'join your voice with mine and sing victory everlasting'?
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*Yeah but he doesnt have enough dialogue for it to last long
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*True
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*Whilst you could Sumer up to my Akkadia and feast on my Niniveh's
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*I'd hittite.
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*JERICHO
[ Games / Santiago ] JOEY WHEELER! I AM VERY DISAPPOINT! says:
*I can't believe a Lagash pun hasn't been made yet
~Ashi/Rac/Arenumberg/Â®Â©â„¢ - Ð– - [Epic] - "Standing in the rain, Twisted and Insane." says:
*lol
*Give my Lagash a Kish
*It Luxor like we Mari
*ok
*moving on
*i beleive Anisarian actually asked a legitimate question

Posted: **Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:40 am**

(5:34:30 AM) Dr. Gloe: NIGGERS
(5:34:36 AM) Bikost: FAGGOTS
(5:34:49 AM) Dr. Gloe: HANDWOVEN CUNTBASKETS
(5:34:58 AM) Bikost: STEAM-POWERED PUSSYPULTS
(5:35:19 AM) Dr. Gloe: COALFIRED TENTACLE PENETRATORS
(5:36:04 AM) Bikost: SPIKED MECHANICAL LEATHER DILDOS WITH INTERNAL COLD FUSION POWER
(5:36:39 AM) Dr. Gloe: ooooh, nuclear copulation
(5:36:50 AM) Dr. Gloe: I bet there's a market for that
(5:37:11 AM) Bikost: I'd imagine so
(5:37:11 AM) Dr. Gloe: NUCLEAR COPULATION: SPLITTING MORE THAN JUST YOUR ATOMS
(5:37:31 AM) Bikost: but what's the other thing?
(5:37:38 AM) Bikost: An innuendo doesn't work, after all, if it makes no sense.
(5:37:43 AM) Dr. Gloe: Or a mythiril gravity-vibrator
(5:38:14 AM) Dr. Gloe: singularator
(5:38:26 AM) Dr. Gloe: the phrase "splitting orgasm" came to mind
(5:38:27 AM) Dr. Gloe: lol came
(5:38:31 AM) Dr. Gloe: And hence splitting atoms
(5:38:45 AM) Bikost: oh lawd

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:25 pm**

I liked 'coalfired tentacle penetrators'. It's like steampunk hentai.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:03 pm**

Kostemetsia wrote:I liked 'coalfired tentacle penetrators'. It's like steampunk hentai.

I like where this is going.

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