The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

The Rape Machine and it's hearty support crew;
SHOVEL FASTER, I CAN SEE THE POOPER

Dr. Gloe, PhD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COfSoBHE2Xk
Dr. Gloe, PhD: Prepare to BE ANNOYED
Dr. Gloe, PhD: 3 high-pitched computerized anime girls be-bopping Pachelbel's canon
bork bork bork!: GODDAMN IT
bork bork bork!: WHY THE FUCK DO THE JAPANESE DO THIS
bork bork bork!: NO ONE FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE THAT
bork bork bork!: FUCK YOU I am listening to ALANIS MORISSETTE
Dr. Gloe, PhD: ....
Dr. Gloe, PhD: Oh christ
Dr. Gloe, PhD: I would rather listen to Miku
bork bork bork!: looool
Dr. Gloe, PhD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxh-QEwV3d4
Dr. Gloe, PhD: My favorite part is when she says "la."
bork bork bork!: GODDAMN IT
bork bork bork!: Do the fucking english voices sound like that
bork bork bork!: what the fuck is up with Japan and making voices like that
Dr. Gloe, PhD: I have NO IDEA
*** "bork bork bork!" signed off at Thu Dec 10 20:16:38 2009.
*** "bork bork bork!" signed on at Thu Dec 10 20:19:12 2009.
bork bork bork!: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
bork bork bork!: RAPE APE
bork bork bork!: THE APE THAT RAPES!
Dr. Gloe, PhD: There aren't any niggers behind me!
Dr. Gloe, PhD: This is a white neighbourhood!
bork bork bork!: lol
bork bork bork!: http://content.usatoday.com/communities ... m/1?csp=34
Dr. Gloe, PhD: o_o
Dr. Gloe, PhD: Oh those ruskies at their old tricks again
bork bork bork!: I WILL KEEP THIS JAR OF EXPLOSIVES RIGHT NEXT TO THIS JAR OF THINGS THAT GO IN MY MOUTH
bork bork bork!: NOTHING WILL GO WRONG WITH THIS
Dr. Gloe, PhD: XD
Dr. Gloe, PhD: I think I was successful at making that Pachelbel's Canon EVEN WORSE THAN IT ALREADY WAS
bork bork bork!: O RLY
bork bork bork!: WAT DID YOU DOES
Dr. Gloe, PhD: Doubled the length and increased the pitch and speed by 110%
Dr. Gloe, PhD: Now I'm trying to figure out how to layer shit
bork bork bork!: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
bork bork bork!: STOP IT
Dr. Gloe, PhD: ENDING THE WORLD
bork bork bork!: IT ISN'T EVEN 2012 YET GODDAMN IT
bork bork bork!: CAN YOU AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE FUCKING XMAS BREAK
Dr. Gloe, PhD: TIMEWARP MOTHERFUCKER
bork bork bork!: GODDAMN IT I WANNA GET MY XMAS ON BEFOAR I DIE
Dr. Gloe, PhD: NOT GONNA HAPPEN
Dr. Gloe, PhD: AHAHAHAHA
bork bork bork!: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Dr. Gloe, PhD: JAPAN KILLED CHRISTMAS
bork bork bork!: FUCKING JAPAN!
bork bork bork!: * gets aboard Enola Gay II: Double The Gay *
Dr. Gloe, PhD: DOUBLEFAGGOT
Dr. Gloe, PhD: Two cockbombs for the price of one!
Dr. Gloe, PhD: Japan is into the whole rape scene, AND IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE NOT USED TO BOMBING OLOLOLOL
bork bork bork!: I HOAP U LIEK ATOMS, JAPAN!!!!!!!

MUHUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[22:51:33] Telros: I'm not THAT long