ARGH!!! THEY'RE EATING MY EYEBALLS!

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ARGH!!! THEY'RE EATING MY EYEBALLS!

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I'M TOO PRETTY TO GO TO JAIL! THEY'LL RAPE ME IN THE SHOWERS! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!
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blaesa wrote:I'M TOO PRETTY TO GO TO JAIL! THEY'LL RAPE ME IN THE SHOWERS! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!
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Especially with their Mekantan-like tentacle machine thingamazoidys. Never mind the whirring blades of impending doom and such! :D
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Mekanta-tenties! Bladed for YOUR pleasure. Fuck him/her. Well, y'know, in the figurative sense since you're kinda in the process anyway. ^_^

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... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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I want to import these.
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So how about these imports?
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Does someone want a lung full of sharp, electrified tentacles?
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I saw JJR raise his hand....
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Guro sucks and you should feel bad, Mekanta.
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