Goddamn Captains

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Zerstorendar
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Goddamn Captains

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i shit you not
i was given punishment drill for kicking the fuck out of a captain with his eye on me in PT
motherfucker couldn't keep up in the run
he smashed me and a few other guys for 'disobeying instructions'
except it's PT, and the PTIs were cool with it
ergo, we got busted for being fitter than the supreme INFANTRY CAPTAIN
i fucking shit you not
That is all. What a piece of shit.

Punishment drill involves a lot of yelling, and I was the loudest. That is my only consolation.

Carry on.

EDIT:

PT=Physical Training
PTI=Physical Training Instructors, sexy men and women with big muscles and tight red shirts
SUPREME INFANTRY CAPTAIN=Faggot
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>sexy men

That's all I got. Where can I buy a bus ticket to Duntroon?
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I like simply dreadful in red....
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