The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

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HAA HAAA

Moo?

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try,
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
We got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me, ha you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam!
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down zigazig ah!

If you wanna be my lover

... There is a fate worse than death awaiting you for that, Kostymessia.

Neo-Mekanta wrote:... There is a fate worse than death awaiting you for that, Kostymessia.

gonna bronze dis post and dip it in guacamole :rock:

[center]THIS IS A SONG ABOUT ARENUMBERG AND THE FACT THAT SHE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN

with profuse apologies to Liam Lynch[/center]

You went down to the forums and saw Kanuckistan
He was, like, all "ASPEW"
And you was, like, "whatever!"

Then this noob comes up to you and he's all, like,
"KILL ALL THE ELVES ZOMG"
And you're, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later you're in the chat room
And this nerd comes up
And he's, like, "A/S/L"
And you're, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cause that is your
United Kingdom of Whatever!
And that is your
United Kingdom of Whatever!
And that is your
United Kingdom of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.
And raiding on the server wearing purple leathers
This dude comes up and he's, like, "lol, noob"
You're, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then you're /roll for loots after the raid
And a mod comes up and he's, like,
"Hey, I thought I told you..."
And you're, like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then Sirithil comes online
You're, like, "yo, Siri. What's up?"
She's, like, "nothin'"
And you're, like, "that's cool"

Cause that is your
United Kingdom of Whatever!
And that is your
United Kingdom of Whatever!

Rofl. Whatever mate.

You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Oh I realize
It's hard to take courage
In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
And the darkness inside you
Makes you feel so small

But I see your true colours
Shining through
I see your true colours
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show your,
True colours
Your true colours
Are beautiful, like a rainbow

Show me your smile then,
Don't be unhappy, can't remember when,
I last saw you laughing
If this world makes you crazy
And you've taken all you can bear
You call me up
Because you know I'll be there

And I see your true colours
Shining through
I see your true colours
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show your,
True colours
Your true colours
Are beautiful, like a rainbow

If this world makes you crazy
And you've taken all you can bear
You call me up
Because you know I'll be there

And I see your true colours
Shining through
I see your true colours
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show your,
True colours
Your true colours
Your true colours are shining through
I see your true colours
And that’s why I love you
So don’t be afraid to let them show,
Your true colours
Your true colours
Are beautiful, like a rainbow.

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind

And when you’re all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody’s there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string
’Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are comin’ to stay

I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin’ my way

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are comin’ to stay

Yeah, I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin’ my way (my trouser monster)
Everything is goin’ my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin’ my way (…size doesn’t matter…?)
Everything is goin’ my way

Baby Snakes
Late at night is when they come out
Baby Snakes
Sure you know what I'm talkin' about
Pink 'n wet
They make the best kinda pet
Baby
Baby
Snakes

I looked around
An' there's a couple right near me
Baby Snakes
Maybe I think they can probably hear me
Pink 'n wet
I'll take all I can get
Baby
Baby
Baby Sna-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-kes, Yeah

They live in a ho-ho-ho-ho-hole
(Tiny hole)
That is usually empty
(Usually empty; tiny too)
They live by a co-co-a-co-a-co-co-a-code
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
That is usually SMPTE
Which stands for
Society of Motion Picture & Television Engineers
But maybe I think
That is what keeps them in sync
They're wet 'n they're pink
I think I'll give 'em a, give 'em a,
Give 'em a drink

Baby Sna-a-a-a-a-akesss