40 ways to tell if you play too much 40K:
1.You frequently shout WAAAAGH!!! out the window of your car (going slightly over the speed limit)...
2.You have a car that is full of holes, and fifty rhinos that aren't.
3.You call people who play WFB deviants.
4.If you call people heretics on a daily basis...
5.If your car is painted to match your chapter markings, and has a las-cannon mounted on top.
5.If you commonly refer to Skaters as Eldar, and you think the Terminator is a 40k-based movie...
6.If you have a c'tan opener in your kitchen.
7.upon seeing a vicious dog you fail your morale test and run away screaming
8.you paint your car red because you think it'll make it go faster
9.your best friend is an Arco-flagellant
10.You've named your dogs Ferki and Gerki
11.You call spraying your home for roaches exterminatus.
12.You call breaking out the winter clothing bringing out the terminator armor.
13.Your friends ask to see your "little black book" and you bring out the 40k rulebook.
14.You don't know that the Smurfs really aren't the Ultramarines and Papa Smurf is not Marneus Calgar/Robute Guilliman.
15.Your dog Russ ran away and you don't want him to come back because you fear it will end the world.
16.Someone says, "I'm allergic to spores" and you think, "Who isn't, those things explode!"
17.You can write a complete army list in abbreviations.
18.you make threats to people involving drop pods and certain red-armored marines...
19.to begin to refer to decisions you make in your every day life as "leadership checks, morale tests, and armor saves"
20.when someone refers to an angry nun you hit the deck because you think bolter shells will begin flying
21.you begin to reach for your bolt pistol only to realize that you don't own a bolt pistol (yet)
22.you get disgusted when you begin talking about the solders in your army and no one understands who you are talking about.
23.when some one yells "cockroach" you ask for a las-cannon. When one is not forth coming, you begin declaring "exterminatus" on the general vicinity of the "bug alert" because you realize that it is too late for these poor souls. They were probably infested already anyway.
24.you make cryptic threats about the might of your legions and that you will sick them on any one who pisses you off.
25.when some one asks what kind of car you have and you tell them that you own a baneblade
26.You're playing baseball, and roll dice to see whether you should miss the ball deliberately
27.You walk three meters, then stop, then walk three meters, then stop, etc.
28.You get repeatedly beaten up after calling Bikey Gangs "Speed Freaks"
29.You get arrested because you started praying to Slaanesh on the bus in your own special way
30.you have more armies than friends
31.you carry dice in your pocket 'just in case...'
32.you can only afford to eat beans, but 'look at this cool new model I just bought'
33.you wonder why Alien wasn't sued for copyright infringement
34.your computer spellchecker automatically corrects 'Orc' to 'Ork'
35.When buying a computer you check for the Machine Cult seal of the Omnissiah, and upon discovering it is not there, rant and rave until they draw on a gear with a skull in the middle.
36.You get your football team to shout waaaaaagh after every huddle.
37.Your self-portrait is in power armor.
38.You accidentally have your army list when grocery shopping.
39.Your credit card is maxed out at $40,000.
40. You actually do fit ten fully equipped marines into your rhinos
40 ways to tell you play too much WH40k
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Trailers
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40 ways to tell you play too much WH40k
Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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Trailers
- Take Off Every Zig For Great Justice!
- Posts: 2038
- Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:27 pm
- Prefix: The Glorious Hellenic Empire
- Name: Trailers
40 ways to tell you play too much WH40k
40 ways to tell if you play too much 40K:
1.You frequently shout WAAAAGH!!! out the window of your car (going slightly over the speed limit)...
2.You have a car that is full of holes, and fifty rhinos that aren't.
3.You call people who play WFB deviants.
4.If you call people heretics on a daily basis...
5.If your car is painted to match your chapter markings, and has a las-cannon mounted on top.
5.If you commonly refer to Skaters as Eldar, and you think the Terminator is a 40k-based movie...
6.If you have a c'tan opener in your kitchen.
7.upon seeing a vicious dog you fail your morale test and run away screaming
8.you paint your car red because you think it'll make it go faster
9.your best friend is an Arco-flagellant
10.You've named your dogs Ferki and Gerki
11.You call spraying your home for roaches exterminatus.
12.You call breaking out the winter clothing bringing out the terminator armor.
13.Your friends ask to see your "little black book" and you bring out the 40k rulebook.
14.You don't know that the Smurfs really aren't the Ultramarines and Papa Smurf is not Marneus Calgar/Robute Guilliman.
15.Your dog Russ ran away and you don't want him to come back because you fear it will end the world.
16.Someone says, "I'm allergic to spores" and you think, "Who isn't, those things explode!"
17.You can write a complete army list in abbreviations.
18.you make threats to people involving drop pods and certain red-armored marines...
19.to begin to refer to decisions you make in your every day life as "leadership checks, morale tests, and armor saves"
20.when someone refers to an angry nun you hit the deck because you think bolter shells will begin flying
21.you begin to reach for your bolt pistol only to realize that you don't own a bolt pistol (yet)
22.you get disgusted when you begin talking about the solders in your army and no one understands who you are talking about.
23.when some one yells "cockroach" you ask for a las-cannon. When one is not forth coming, you begin declaring "exterminatus" on the general vicinity of the "bug alert" because you realize that it is too late for these poor souls. They were probably infested already anyway.
24.you make cryptic threats about the might of your legions and that you will sick them on any one who pisses you off.
25.when some one asks what kind of car you have and you tell them that you own a baneblade
26.You're playing baseball, and roll dice to see whether you should miss the ball deliberately
27.You walk three meters, then stop, then walk three meters, then stop, etc.
28.You get repeatedly beaten up after calling Bikey Gangs "Speed Freaks"
29.You get arrested because you started praying to Slaanesh on the bus in your own special way
30.you have more armies than friends
31.you carry dice in your pocket 'just in case...'
32.you can only afford to eat beans, but 'look at this cool new model I just bought'
33.you wonder why Alien wasn't sued for copyright infringement
34.your computer spellchecker automatically corrects 'Orc' to 'Ork'
35.When buying a computer you check for the Machine Cult seal of the Omnissiah, and upon discovering it is not there, rant and rave until they draw on a gear with a skull in the middle.
36.You get your football team to shout waaaaaagh after every huddle.
37.Your self-portrait is in power armor.
38.You accidentally have your army list when grocery shopping.
39.Your credit card is maxed out at $40,000.
40. You actually do fit ten fully equipped marines into your rhinos
1.You frequently shout WAAAAGH!!! out the window of your car (going slightly over the speed limit)...
2.You have a car that is full of holes, and fifty rhinos that aren't.
3.You call people who play WFB deviants.
4.If you call people heretics on a daily basis...
5.If your car is painted to match your chapter markings, and has a las-cannon mounted on top.
5.If you commonly refer to Skaters as Eldar, and you think the Terminator is a 40k-based movie...
6.If you have a c'tan opener in your kitchen.
7.upon seeing a vicious dog you fail your morale test and run away screaming
8.you paint your car red because you think it'll make it go faster
9.your best friend is an Arco-flagellant
10.You've named your dogs Ferki and Gerki
11.You call spraying your home for roaches exterminatus.
12.You call breaking out the winter clothing bringing out the terminator armor.
13.Your friends ask to see your "little black book" and you bring out the 40k rulebook.
14.You don't know that the Smurfs really aren't the Ultramarines and Papa Smurf is not Marneus Calgar/Robute Guilliman.
15.Your dog Russ ran away and you don't want him to come back because you fear it will end the world.
16.Someone says, "I'm allergic to spores" and you think, "Who isn't, those things explode!"
17.You can write a complete army list in abbreviations.
18.you make threats to people involving drop pods and certain red-armored marines...
19.to begin to refer to decisions you make in your every day life as "leadership checks, morale tests, and armor saves"
20.when someone refers to an angry nun you hit the deck because you think bolter shells will begin flying
21.you begin to reach for your bolt pistol only to realize that you don't own a bolt pistol (yet)
22.you get disgusted when you begin talking about the solders in your army and no one understands who you are talking about.
23.when some one yells "cockroach" you ask for a las-cannon. When one is not forth coming, you begin declaring "exterminatus" on the general vicinity of the "bug alert" because you realize that it is too late for these poor souls. They were probably infested already anyway.
24.you make cryptic threats about the might of your legions and that you will sick them on any one who pisses you off.
25.when some one asks what kind of car you have and you tell them that you own a baneblade
26.You're playing baseball, and roll dice to see whether you should miss the ball deliberately
27.You walk three meters, then stop, then walk three meters, then stop, etc.
28.You get repeatedly beaten up after calling Bikey Gangs "Speed Freaks"
29.You get arrested because you started praying to Slaanesh on the bus in your own special way
30.you have more armies than friends
31.you carry dice in your pocket 'just in case...'
32.you can only afford to eat beans, but 'look at this cool new model I just bought'
33.you wonder why Alien wasn't sued for copyright infringement
34.your computer spellchecker automatically corrects 'Orc' to 'Ork'
35.When buying a computer you check for the Machine Cult seal of the Omnissiah, and upon discovering it is not there, rant and rave until they draw on a gear with a skull in the middle.
36.You get your football team to shout waaaaaagh after every huddle.
37.Your self-portrait is in power armor.
38.You accidentally have your army list when grocery shopping.
39.Your credit card is maxed out at $40,000.
40. You actually do fit ten fully equipped marines into your rhinos
Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire