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Arizona Nova wrote:Pssst, Sskiss - Arenumberg is Arizona Nova is Ilë Sornë. We're a big hideous conglomeration of sorts.
Hideous is right. Merging with the Elves? Heresy!!! :P
Also, CF, where is the IMO, and the conference room? I'll add more to the post once I get this.
The Mercenary HQ is on Terra, within the Imperial City, actually. Janthea would simply have to say that she's here about the mercenaries and she'd be directed there.

The conference room is on Arcadia, within one of the many halls of the Domus Republica.
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Arizona Nova wrote:Pssst, Sskiss - Arenumberg is Arizona Nova is Ilë Sornë. We're a big hideous conglomeration of sorts.

Not to mention conceited elven bastards. o.O
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Trailers wrote:
Arizona Nova wrote:Pssst, Sskiss - Arenumberg is Arizona Nova is Ilë Sornë. We're a big hideous conglomeration of sorts.

Not to mention conceited elven bastards. o.O
I've often wondered why elves in general consider themselves superior to other races.
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Ive always wondered why people think they know how i roleplay my own people.

For the record, I have no intention, at this time, of taking any kind of offensive action against the Empire using Ile Sorne forces. Nor any immediate intention to do so with the Vaer Caier. You know, that breaking the whole treaty and all.. Well, the constitution doesnt actually say you cant twat an ally, just general principle.
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Arenumberg wrote:Ive always wondered why people think they know how i roleplay my own people.

For the record, I have no intention, at this time, of taking any kind of offensive action against the Empire using Ile Sorne forces. Nor any immediate intention to do so with the Vaer Caier. You know, that breaking the whole treaty and all.. Well, the constitution doesnt actually say you cant twat an ally, just general principle.
*raises eyebrow*
You could get on MSN. I have a workaround I can explain, and as well, don't feel constrained by "legality." We are all just trying to tell a story after all.
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Sskiss wrote: I've often wondered why elves in general consider themselves superior to other races.
Over compensation for less evolved penises.


:D Stick that in your ten thousand year reign of peace and harmony.
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Sskiss wrote:I just posted and it flows quite well with the first. Kanuckistan, your people are mentioned in this post due to a secret trade agreement we plan on proposing to you.
Guess I'd better find time to read that thread, then.

Been putting it off for a while now - some of y'all make me just a lil too self conscious about my character writing, which I consider rather weak. :P
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Sskiss wrote: I've often wondered why elves in general consider themselves superior to other races.
Over compensation for less evolved penises.


:D Stick that in your ten thousand year reign of peace and harmony.

Actually, according to my sources, those pointed ears of theirs are actually elven reproductive organs, with the point playing an important role.

As humans have round, and typically smaller ears, elves look at them and see the equivalent to a race with tiny penises.
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That doesn't work, though! Vulcans have pointy ears and Elves still treat them like shit too! :P
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But human reproductive organs dwarf those of the elves. >_>

For an advanced race they don't think logically.
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Kanuckistan wrote: Guess I'd better find time to read that thread, then.

Been putting it off for a while now - some of y'all make me just a lil too self conscious about my character writing, which I consider rather weak. :P.
You're kidding? Strange, I've always thought your stuff rather good.
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