You will set reality right by punching it with your meaty fist.Zerstorendar wrote:Time travel doesn't exist, you all fail, at war with Oceania etc.
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Central Facehuggeria
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Re: Interstellar Confederate Alliance
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Zerstorendar
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Re: Interstellar Confederate Alliance
That's been our philosophy so far, ye >:3
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Arizona Nova
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Wrong. You must use meaty fists to destroy the faces of those who would defile reality; especially your manly history. Just because you refuse to acknowledge the chronomancer doesn't mean he is not there.Central Facehuggeria wrote:You will set reality right by punching it with your meaty fist.Zerstorendar wrote:Time travel doesn't exist, you all fail, at war with Oceania etc.
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Central Facehuggeria
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Your method is crude. Punching reality itself is much more gar.Arizona Nova wrote:Wrong. You must use meaty fists to destroy the faces of those who would defile reality; especially your manly history. Just because you refuse to acknowledge the chronomancer doesn't mean he is not there.Central Facehuggeria wrote:You will set reality right by punching it with your meaty fist.Zerstorendar wrote:Time travel doesn't exist, you all fail, at war with Oceania etc.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Arizona Nova
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What happens if you go to punch reality one day...Central Facehuggeria wrote:Your method is crude. Punching reality itself is much more gar.Arizona Nova wrote:Wrong. You must use meaty fists to destroy the faces of those who would defile reality; especially your manly history. Just because you refuse to acknowledge the chronomancer doesn't mean he is not there.Central Facehuggeria wrote: You will set reality right by punching it with your meaty fist.
AND HE ISN'T THERE
because a chronomancer ate him.
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Central Facehuggeria
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Well, you're pretty much screwed then. Damn chronomancers.
Clearly the solution is to punch both reality and the chronomancers. Fortunately, God gave man two fists.
Clearly the solution is to punch both reality and the chronomancers. Fortunately, God gave man two fists.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Metallinauts
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Re: Interstellar Confederate Alliance
You cannot kill what you cannot see. *Looks to Bal to back this statement up*
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Central Facehuggeria
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You can, however, punch what you can't see! MY FIST IS THE FIST THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! *Punches reality.*Metallinauts wrote:You cannot kill what you cannot see. *Looks to Bal to back this statement up*
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
Re: Interstellar Confederate Alliance
Sure you can, in fact it's quite easy with a suficiently powerful AoE weapon.
I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.
My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
