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Zerstorendar wrote:Time travel doesn't exist, you all fail, at war with Oceania etc.

You will set reality right by punching it with your meaty fist.

That's been our philosophy so far, ye >:3

Central Facehuggeria wrote:

Zerstorendar wrote:Time travel doesn't exist, you all fail, at war with Oceania etc.

You will set reality right by punching it with your meaty fist.

Wrong. You must use meaty fists to destroy the faces of those who would defile reality; especially your manly history. Just because you refuse to acknowledge the chronomancer doesn't mean he is not there.

Arizona Nova wrote:

Central Facehuggeria wrote:

Zerstorendar wrote:Time travel doesn't exist, you all fail, at war with Oceania etc.

You will set reality right by punching it with your meaty fist.

Wrong. You must use meaty fists to destroy the faces of those who would defile reality; especially your manly history. Just because you refuse to acknowledge the chronomancer doesn't mean he is not there.

Your method is crude. Punching reality itself is much more gar.

Central Facehuggeria wrote:

Arizona Nova wrote:

Central Facehuggeria wrote: You will set reality right by punching it with your meaty fist.

Wrong. You must use meaty fists to destroy the faces of those who would defile reality; especially your manly history. Just because you refuse to acknowledge the chronomancer doesn't mean he is not there.

Your method is crude. Punching reality itself is much more gar.

What happens if you go to punch reality one day...

AND HE ISN'T THERE

because a chronomancer ate him.

Well, you're pretty much screwed then. Damn chronomancers.

Clearly the solution is to punch both reality and the chronomancers. Fortunately, God gave man two fists.

You cannot kill what you cannot see. *Looks to Bal to back this statement up*

Metallinauts wrote:You cannot kill what you cannot see. *Looks to Bal to back this statement up*

You can, however, punch what you can't see! MY FIST IS THE FIST THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! *Punches reality.*

Sure you can, in fact it's quite easy with a suficiently powerful AoE weapon.

There's always a means to see something. Always. : )