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Honey, do I call the Fire Brigade, or what?

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Univaria/Xenonier only, closed, ETC.

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Cognitive Disonnance is supposed to be uncomfortable right?.

Okay, perhaps her Superego would get back to her on that one.

Beyond those philosophical concerns, a raft of practical considerations lay in way. This manifested firstly in the jarring reminder that there was still the matter of club security, today's detail consisting of the usual ex-military personnel half the Figure's size. Despite being of a far smaller frame, the woman had a posture that emanated confidence and she spoke to the bouncers with a casual sort of ease, completely unconcerned for the whirling mass of humanity they held at bay, outside the club. Syukein Terkata, agent of the Projected Irregularity of Xenonier and already on another mission.

"Two Pills Davie. Just Two; Of course not, I value your agreements. Absolutely. Thankyou dear. No, we won't be organising any of those events in the future yes, more pressing manners to attend to on my part, not that I would petition you to stop any other organisation pulling such a thing off No? I make it worthwhile? Well I am flattered but you should attempt something nevertheless. Understood, no problem dear."

Moments later, the smaller female figure took a moment to sign off with a movement of the fingers, before she was directed through another long hallway, staggering along with chuckles from the guards behind her as she held her hands in front of her form and kept an expression of childlike (and glazed-eye) wonder all over her face. Beyond the entrance passageway awaited a multicoloured, fluorescent and rather unpredictable world. The lumonious haze of reflected colours seemed to daunt her for a second, the expression on her face momentarily vulnerable. Her expression changed to something of a demure smile seconds later even as she moved swiftly through the crowds, exchanging pleasantries with the occasional person. After a few minor interruptions; including stepping over a pile of inebriated patrons who had tackled each other in an attempt to fight for a signed guitar. Brushing that distraction ... and her disagreement with a bar stool that refused to get out of the way, Kata managed to wander into the turntable deck.

A number of visual screens set up in the room provided an omniscient view of the club's activites on all levels, thus allowing anyone so inclined to tailor specific aspects of the music to match crowd enthusiasm, attitudes and general requirements. Sometimes, people even shouted and threw filth at the observation cameras in order to get their way, it was a recreational club, after all. Given the barrage of electronically-influenced, guitar-driven music that flowed from speakers long before Kata had ever arrived, one might have expected a DJ or musician to be directing the auditory chaos and that would have been an astute observation ... had Syukein TerKata actually shown up on time. All complaints about her tardiness had so far only been met with a combination of smiles, sarcasm and derision on her part however; the Xenonian agent had become incredibly popular as a musician in the Univarian club scene lately. The crowds would wait, partly due to general feeling that her chronic lack of respect for club patrons and timetables earned her a cult status as a desirable young thing an attitude as sharp and arrogantly uncompromising the quality of her mixes themselves.

Two pills. Only two allowed, two more might get the staff worried - and down they went. With the essential "social lubricant" now consumed, a pair of earphones over her neck (they had been there long before her entry to the club) and the usual disdain for any sort of organised local authority already fully on display it was time to party. Moving her hands in a display of virtuosity even boosted Univarian eyes would have struggled to follow, Syu;Kein Terkata qeued up her planned musical ensemble, labelled it Just for Today and strutted right back out of the control box. She had no real need to be anywhere near the control mechanisms anyway and of course, the Club floor was where all the good discussion occurred. Despite being fundamentally a friendly person who had made many a casual friend in her existence here, Kata's personality was still overpowering - people responded better when she acted slightly more like one of them.

Or alternatively, she could just go beat someone up. If her recent popularity was anything to go by, they might well be thanking her for the honour.


(It should come of as no surprise to anyone that they are often mistaken for being the same thing, around these parts. )

Despite the relative ineffectiveness of local narcotics on anyone with a boosted physique, Terkata was using them anyway, being fairly obvious about the whole process. This little round of distractions, along with many other ordeals she was called upon to undertake formed a cornerstone of Xenonian investigative diplomacy. Unlike supposedly more moralistic members of the ESUS or the greater political sphere, the Irregularity had never shied away from investigative realities. Moral complaints simply did not exist amongst the Irregularity's members - in some situations, one had to delve into the gutter for useful information. In order to properly bring about their objectives for the Univarian Block and deal with tensions in the region, their understanding of the Univarian Psyche on all levels had to be formulated with a rigorously objective observational process otherwise, someone would inevitably fuck something up. After the significantly protracted investigation of Rendari interests in the sector and the absolute clusterfuck that had followed trying to integrate those issues with the rising. The minor consideration that such matters required the average Xenos to get rather hammered on a regular basis was naturally, not always seen as a negative.

Certainly not in the eyes of Syukata. Her month of so called "œintelligence gathering" and/or "deep cover operations" had been spent wisely, the Xenonian intelligence agent cashing her chips into an illusion of her being an enlightened, intergalactic homeless. As far as anyone who was near enough to sober and interested enough by her attractive frame and frenetic movements beleived “ she was just one fucking crazy traveller whore on the boomerang run through another section of the universe" and looking for a good time. When the Certain Situations agent left a club at a GODDAMN XENOSFUCKING OBSCENE* hour in the morning, she was staggering around drunk with the blessing of the many, as much due to her musical talents as it was her inhuman tolerance for recreational drugs. Univarians were responding enthusiastically to her character so far, if the accumulation of offers for sex and/or casual club-based companionship was a reasonable measurement for evaluation.

* a meme of her own creation that had exploded in popularity with the Univarians, stolen from a Rendari Civil-Responsibility flyer for their GRRRR HUEGMAN Youth club

Lots of threesomes too.

Almost all of the women very attractive.



"Oh dear the things we .... people happen to make happen in bars. Oh snap. Truly we are the catalysts for those greatest examples of drunken inebriation and accidental genius. Kata slurred her speech deliberately, muttering to herself as she descended and returning waves and casual chat once again.

Taking advantage of her three sixty degree vision, Kata then chose to single out a single target - for her own amusement, of course. Evaluating the masses, her vision found itself most intrigued by the disapproval present in the expression of a member of the crowd. It was poorly hidden, as if the person was attempting to hide the enjoyment they were having under the pretences of loathing for the crowd around her, some of which was probably genuine. A moralistic woman, professional, career-driven this woman was The Univarian Political Secretary for Education. As a bonus - Kata had no need to even introduce herself to earn the girl's disdain. Not a bad beginning at all. Within her own mind, the Xenonian was dancing gaily through a field of infinite possibilities the sky really was the limit as to what could be done with her.

Oh yes, this madame offered opportunities for manipulation and ... prodding. She was one with the money to clearly afford the booth she occupied and yet lacking in the confidence to take pride in it. A jaded, expierienced practionier of this sort of casual day sociological behaviour would at least show the disdain expected of someone of their status. The expectation that they were an arrogant and demeaning prick should provide the ncessary means to cloak this woman's own poorly veiled attraction to the smut of the place, but she hadn't. An Amateur.

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The Xenonian's movement halted for a second, her eyes unfocused and heady and body slackened and unresponsive. Some noticed that her eyes continued to gaze out at the crowd with an empty focus, even as a slow smile began to take hold of her features and she reached for a cigar, kept in her breast pocket. She simply vanished from sight after the smile completed - Syukein Terkata was no longer on the dance floor. Doubtless she had someone else in mind to fuck with.

Moments later, the cigarette smoke had become obvious enough for her target to turn around and then vertically vacate her seat in shock. Her surprise and indignation at this interruption doubled when she realised despite her best efforts ... he couldn not find the words to speak. The desire was there, even the command but her mouth would not open. Kata kept smiling.

"Three seconds? D'awwwwww, you are so oblivious when you go hiding under a couple veils of disdain. Surprised? You? Start thinking that I planned this all along madame (she rolled her tongue at the word), and we'll get along so much better. Mrs Education's (as Sjoujuan had begged Kata to Christenn the woman) surprise and confusion continued to duel for control of her reactions. The Xenonian had no intention of letting any sort of control assert itself however - and she continued on, holding a finger to her lips to get the point across. Her voice was low, taut in the manner of a Jazz Singer and spoke with absolute certainty of purpose.

"Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised."

Despite her responsibilities as an agent of the Irregularity, Kata made absolutely no attempt to hide the genuine enjoyment creeping into her growing smile.

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Expensive booze, but the consequences fell along acceptable parameters, possibly even desirable paramters. Definitely worth it, every single little piece of money Kata had been able to ruffle up without altering any bureaucracies as to her purposes . With the previous night's events long removed and the time for being a public nuisance and cult phenomenon now concluded, she now intended to finish other tasks. Taking a period of fifteen minutes to pack away assorted belongings and personal effects, she made certain her appointment arrival would be defined by punctuality. Thankfully, a combination of the right contacts and actions ensured none of the staff cared about her arrival or leaving. The ones that were intelligent enough to ask questions also managed to be preoccupied with their own deviant behaviours .. and the rest still never bothered to think enough about how a clearly lazy, ignorant, arrogant loudmouth (who sponsored her entertainment more through the funding of others than any personal spending) could afford to stay in one of the more expensive hotels upon Univari's Capital in the first place. Thus it was that she left the hotel and signed out for the last time fairly innoscously; guitar and equipment in both hands.

In some aspects, Syukata found the sheer indifference-driven-incompetence rather boring. No complex tails, no investigations, no sign at all that the government was interested. Just the one clerk who was clearly assigned to figure out who the fuck she was and clearly finding the job difficult due to his equally strong desire to sleep with her. Still, she was not entirely ungrateful; the time saved had been spent to go over other things. Already she had finished a Mangum Opus of a Metal Song to write up to portray the Zerstorendarian Civil War. Even Dirk Fettel had liked it despite the inevitable moment of restrained anger upon realised she had used a Thrice-Damned Tereza-offending WOMAN'S INSTRUMENT in a fiddle. Of course, after such posturing Fettel had only proceeded to put one Ergonomic chair through the wall, indicating his grudging (if never admitted to) approval of how the tone supported the mid-break guitar solo. Following on from such major success necessitated only one course of action selling the song to Univarian record executives, of course; another errand for Kata to attend to while she was here.

Assuming the worst, there was always the option of busking with the damn thing on the way. CardBoard City indeed.

While other aspects of Civilian Administration suffered under the combined weight of Univarian malaise, Kata had known for some time that the public transport systems were delightfully efficient in comparison; that is to say they ran onetime at least. Having paid for her ticket, the Xenonian agent took a moment to stare out at the city skyline as she stood above an access bridge, taking in the sights. People were relatively satisfied despite their grumbling; services performed their intended function (despite always running late) and there was a strong undercurrent of sex and excess that could only have formulated upon the backs of an entire cultural movement. It may well have been in the vein of a wasted, sex-deprived college student who had survived this state in a fugue for year only to encounter enlightenment on his first success following the horror, but it was quaint in that way. Doubtless Syu'Kien Terkata would be one of the first Xenonian in an official role to experience that.

She was going to be a teacher after all. Teachers only partied on Exam dates, when they thought they could get away with it. It took only a cursory examination of the lines outside Univarian education building to determine that this could well be shelved under whenever possible. In between the rather haphazardly arranged groupings of humanity, Kata noted there was a combination of food stalls, buskers and political debating contests occurring even as people continued to move forward presumably with the intent of actually making it inside the building.

Placing one hand into her bag and producing a cap to place on her head, Kata found herself smiling again. Lazy, uncommitted, disorganised, sensual. All guarantors of a good time provided she could successfully sass her way through the queues.
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Re: Honey, do I call the Fire Brigade, or what?

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See Pace. See Pace sleep. Pace likes to sleep – it takes the edge off living. She jolts awake - one of those occasional sleep malfunctions - and very unusually for her, does not resume unconsciousness. Instead, she tosses and turns for a minute, fighting the sudden impulse to get up and expend energy. But Pace is very indulgent and gets up, deciding to act on her strange urge to simply walk.
See Pace dress. See Pace blunder about looking for her goddamn walking shoes, who continue to elude her every time she gets this urge. Pace now goes into the kitchen of her abode to get a warm drink. See Pace without the veil of teenage bedroom-shadow:

She’s rather pretty when she’s alert, but her eyes are heavy and her lips curled in a half-scowl right now. Messy brown hair rests on her shoulders in cascades, a little tangled, but cared for. Over her sleeping shirt (an unofficially elected garment) sits a warm vest. It’s open, so that she does not overheat. Her trousers are ratty, veterans of a hundred teenage moments, and her shoes are weather-beaten and unhappy-looking.

Finishing her drink, Pace steps out of her front door. The night air is crisp and the single moon shines bright, lending a little light to the green Univarian suburb. Pace kicks herself a little, because she knows that this walk, like all the others, is going to turn to self-pity. Not that it can be helped at this stage; her personal weakness to indulgence won’t allow her to turn back. A matter of personal pleasure, and some people are just masochists.
See Pace. See Pace walk.

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“Mrs. Education� was a misnomer, quite apart from the fact that it was not her real name. For one thing, she was not married. For another, her real name was Alexandra Armstrong. The first impulse, of course, was to talk Kata down in a wave of superiority-fueled psuedo-rage that may have genuinely been impressive, but something about the small thing stayed her tongue. Involuntarily, that is – Alexandra’s every muscle ached to impose domination on the over-provocative, dignity-challenged, probably rather promiscuous alien.

And now, apparently, Alexandra was supposed to converse with this wretched creature in a formal setting. Excellent, she thought, a location where her authority was complete. Now she simply had to wait. Technically, there were other people to meet, but Ms. Armstrong had a knack for telling who was in for business and who was trying to proposition her for some intimacy, and she would not abide by such rudeness. Alexandra Armstrong: a woman of standing, intelligence, dignity, and franky absurdly good looks. Despite this, she was almost a virgin, which annoyed her. She shouldn’t have given in to passion at all – it was not proper for her, especially in the context of the time. Pushing her thoughts aside long enough to frighten a nearby psuedo-suitor, she reflected upon the morning.

The Xenonian had some audacity, alright. Alexandra had woken alone in her own bed with little memory of the night before. Praising goodness that she, apparently, had done nothing silly, she turned to the note that lay on her bedroom desk. It read: “Very, very pleased. A+. Would buy again! 10/10�. There were lipstick marks on the outer edges, and what appeared to be a saliva stain. The alien was fitting into Univarian culture perfectly. Disappointing, really. Alexandra hated it. In her opinion, it was overly indulgent, and horribly rude. Most people couldn’t see past the ends of their own genitals, to speak politely, and the club scene? Absolutely embarassing, the kinds of people that were permitted. At least the music was good.

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Raise me to the skies, I’ll die alone
That’s the only way I’d have it, no doubt about it
Think what you want of it, you’ll get a piece of it
That I promise, my premise, my hypothesis
Of fighting those who killed the spark in me
Now a warrior, a courier
A sword-fisted gift
A gunshot, a retribution, a solution, bullet pollution
Asking why a world that gave birth to me
Killed everything I was just as easily


Allistair worked best at night. It was the only time he could muster the feelings to express himself the way he really wished to, despite the accepting nature of Univaria. It was a funny thing; very selective and yet very general. Few people were outcast or left alone, but those who were couldn’t help but be at a total loss. It might have helped Allistair if there was some kind of corporeal enemy to fight, a physical hurdle that could be overcome.

But that was not so. The fact of the matter was that Univaria simply conspired to cause him a certain degree of misery and anger. Hateful, perhaps he was, and angry. But all the willingness to fight couldn’t destroy the barriers in front of him, the sheer, grey-eyed indifference that dogged his every moment. Allistair was nothing to anyone in his own mind, and had no reason to be anything.

Despite this, he was determined not to give in. If circumstance had caused him to be nothing, he reasoned that it was within his rights and a matter of dignity to fight his fate until the end. A secret rebel of sorts, and a dangerous one at that.

It’s said that if a man boils over, you must hope that he’s evil. He will go to great lengths to establish dominance in any concievable manner. If a good man boils over, he will pursue his goal with utter ruthlessness – much more dangerous.
Zerstorendar wrote:and fuck aren
i would fuck her so hard
NOT IN THE GOOD WAY
unless she asked politely, in which case i would
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Scared to finish what I started!

There was a certain humour to the entire dogged debacle, truly and Kata rather liked it. Talking to people smarter than you that you were not able to punch in the head really was comparable to chatting to that monotheistic notion of a “god�!. Those types of realisations really went some distance towards … removing the gloss above it all.

Well, at least in that you got your ear talked off, probably knew about what was being moralised to you anyway … and on a general basic you were too busy dealing with the pleasures of light, light and hedonism to care. So it was that the eternal cycle of ignoring those you could not stand continued until they grew annoyed and gave you one mighty thumping. So on and so forth. Sometimes, she felt like that talking to Christoph or Michael and it was so incredibly frustrating… blasted Xenonians. Then again, when she looked at things from a fairly objective perspective … she was by no means any better than any of the wackjobs she was busy complaining about.

�When do I become sentient again?�

“Something about a queue, surely.�

It was all something of a grand a farce, a great crime of misdirection. Through the queue, into the building … six months forward and an objective accomplished; then something different. The routine of saying “no� to the question always posed to the body (ready to accept? ready to leave? to go home? denying eternity for just one more moment becoming tiring for ya /?) would continue. Only the deceased saw the end of war and only the blind felt that the struggle had ceased.

She definitely needed a few more human moments in her life

For all the power and pleasure of being a Xenonian, the lack of real guiding emotion and that emotion’s tangible power over decision, it always reminded her that she could be called partially dead. It was one of those philosophical-type-opinions, raised by college students as they hunched over their poorly wrought assignments and mediated on the value of true emotion and feeling. Which in many aspects would explain her insatiable passion for life – she had always believed that she had little time for anything else … and she pretty much had the opportunity to indulge in her passions every single moment she was alive. Licence, sufficient power, reason … sham ideology; truly it could be said that she possessed everything necessary to be a drunken missionary undergraduate. That in itself was ironic as far as she was concerned … at the end of the day just because she found a more poetic reason for needing to care little about emotions; she had not yet moved herself that far from the thought processes of those like the cleaners. Nevertheless, she enjoyed being cosy. Simplicity in depth of feeling provided one escape against temptation, at least.

Right. Queues.

Better clear those out then.

“FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON�

It wasn’t her fault the crowd all turned around at that moment and forced her to abort the manoeuvre. The proceedings were made to be doubly painful because she had to abort the procedure; that meant letting all the glowing gribbly goodness drain out of her hand. It might well have been a decent allegory for something else – and she decided to write that down in a corner of her mind. That and a desire to beat the living hell out of Michael, who was laughing from the other side of the Neuralinks at her social dysfunction junction, the whole time.

Dirty proles.

Fucking BASTARD.

Surrender was not an option. Naturally. Taking a moment to stare at the rather surprised queue in a perfectly practised vein of disgust and being fully aware that she was still not even in the building … a decision was made. Kata resolved to bring about the next stage of things in the most appropriate way she knew.

“IT WAS GOING TO BE A KICK, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING SHITTERS. WHAT?� – and then someone made the mistake of trying to interrupt her parade. Some two-bit whore with a great rack, blonde hair and fairly benign beige eyes had dared to interrupt her lunacy. It was far far worse for this little girl that she seemed to have mothered enough children that her distended axolotl-tank of a fetus should have been taken off the meat-market aeons ago.

“Quite a wind up for a little kick, darling�

Fuck her. Seriously.

Naturally, Kata did. By uppercutting her in the face.

“STIL" LOOKING? FORWARD DOWN FORWARD-DOWN PUNCH … METSU FUCKING SHORYUKEN�

In retrospect, creating the "1-2-3-4-5-6- ... 87 HIT COMBO" lights glow on her shirt as he performed it, may not have been the most tactful thing to do. But it felt good, and was essentially entirely in line with her chosen philosophy. Taking just one moment to stand over the rather heavily beaten body now on the ground before bowing, she surveyed the change in the queue. About half of them had stepped away (or vacated the premises screaming), which while about expected, was not ideal. Naturally, the next step of this process was what her husband was for – and she made no attempt to wipe the smile off her face as she idled up to him, swinging her hips in an exaggerated gauze of effeminacy.

“I beat her arse with such energy … the kids will be after me for the next three generations honey. Just give them to me now so we can resolve this like honourable conqueror and conquered – as it just so happens, le Madame Syu’Kein Terkata is rather hungry.� This was followed by her tapping her temple and twisting her mouth into something resembling that of a triumphant or rather naughty cat.

This one (he had a backbone, perhaps he even wore the metaphorical pants?) swallowed at first .and then the manic light came on behind his eyes. The gritty determination of someone who believes they have no way out – but intends to make a significantly witty contribution just before the end. Kata was pleased by this revelation, and made no attempt to hide that opinion in her body language, all the while resulting in a few more civvies breaking and fleeing from the pack. As far as she was concerned, it beat the Rendari tactic of “just grit one’s teeth and hope the whore dies in a plasma caster flare�, at least.

“Nothing I can say to stop you from taking my children; but to be perfectly honest I don’t think anyone liked that bitch anyway. Not that being a bitch doesn’t make her effective at mothering or fucking uh …. of course�. He followed the comment with a fairly valiant – although doomed effort at copying the Xenonian agent’s facial expression, before stopping. He had to – Kata was now standing behind him, back to back. The line went deathly quiet as the Xenonian reached for something in her pocket in a blur of sight and sound, placed one ace of spades in his jacket pocket.

“Well played, good sir. Your wife will be fine..� Upon finishing her sentence, she turned ninety degrees and began a rather eclectic march inside the building. The foyer was surprisingly prim and preserved, formal and rather foreboding – whoever drew the plans up evidently had far more pride in the respectability of the organisation than anyone who worked there. An off-worlder accustomed to Univarian culture, surely (which she already knew was quite true, but the fun was in the detective work without blunt force information) . Not that this brought about a change in her wild and spitty behaviour, of course. The more formal the occasion, the more acidic the spit as far as she was concerned.

“Listen surely … I’ve exceeded expectations!. Tried for three seconds. SEEMED LIKE TEN FUCKING YEARS, NO PROGRESS. NONE. NADA “- Kata glared at one of the teller clerks, gave her the finger and phased straight through the door -
“SERIOUSLY, THE HELL IS THIS? I would say something tacky along the lines of not being as sure as when I started, but that would be a lie. Wasn’t as smart back then. B’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW�.

Nobody inside disturbed enough to show it aside from the ones who had caught her immediate attention – perfect; as Terkata found herself musing. Everyone else would merely have heard or [/i]seen[/i] glimpses, without full understanding. It was always better that way, people would speculate and guess. They would theorise and spread rumours about how this one was even crazier than their worst, allowing the legend to grow. Plus, the expressions of half unabashed lust and two thirds idle time-wasting curiosity would come in handy as chump-change to throw at the likes of Mrs-Surge-Protector-Boring, also known as (and it was such a lovely, eighteenth century … quaint name) Alexandra Armstrong. Good thing Kata knew exactly where to find her.

One of the staff seemed to be following behind her, walking on high heels and struggling to keep up with the Xenonian’s deceivingly quick-yet-ceaselessly-lazy gait. As the woman – a blonde thing with lovely features and hips far less frail than her personality stumbled after Kata, she took the time to observe who around her seemed to notice the zany-prescience walking amongst their department halls … and whom were far too lost to pay real attention. She hated to admit it people who weren’t Xenonian, but she pitied them. Ignorance simply put (and in her evocative language) … sucked. It was a cursory concern though – she had arrived. Turning her neck to grin at the now-exhausted aide who was breathing her almost-last upon “catching� the Xenonian, Kata allowed an enormous grin to form.

“I’m not one for appointments, lassie. Besides, I have a guitar. Do you have a guitar? No … you do … Oh, it’s pointless.� – there was a gasp of shock, from the woman, clearly recognition - “You’re probably staring at the grenade.�.

“W …. WHA?

Okay, so the door blew down.

But it was not her fault!

It was the faux-explosive’s fault fault. It had no highly developed sense of responsibility or consequences. Surely. Totally!

Objects can after all, be personified too.

With no door to kick down, Kata could only a make a daring entrance; no dashing ones for the Xenonian this wheel. Pulling a guitar from … somewhere she strode straight into the office. As she did so, she found herself remembering an idea stashed in the back of her mind, a little running ditty. A simple tune – but one that she planned to put to song very soon..
Civil Servant get up get coffee.
Civil Servant go to job.
Civil Servant have boring meeting with boring manager Rob.
Rob say Civil Servant very diligent.
But her output stink
Her attitude not inviting or elegant.
What do Civil Servant Think
Civil Servant think maybe paper-pusher want to write goddamn syllabus himself
Civil Servant not say it out loud.
Civil Servant not crazy just proud.
She made no attempt to wipe the smile off her face at that concept of throwing a single like that onto the Univarian music market either. It could really work as a guitar piece, after all. Some earnest lyrics for maximum effect. Either way - other things to focus on, such as one enraged pencil-pushing Univarian.
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