The Vortex Alliance

[Jaratia]

OK,that is only the name.Basically,I want to make a purely militaristic alliance(You know,like Sparta and the Pelopennisian League) intent on cementing the member nations protection and strengthening them so that in times of war,they aren't easy pickings for bigger,badder nations.
But! I'm not very good at making those ad campaigns and recruitment posts,I was wondering if anyone could help me?

[Jangle Jangle Ridge]

I say that all the 3 billion+ population nations should make a ESUS mini-alliance, just like the Defense Council in the UN. Mostly just because then I have more power

[Penguenia]

Size doesn't matter mate, it's how you use it.

[Jangle Jangle Ridge]

Size doesn't matter mate, it's how you use it.

But it helps if it's big and well-used

[Penguenia]

Something you can't quite seem to do.

Ownt.

[Central Facehuggeria]

Size doesn't matter mate, it's how you use it.

But it helps if it's big and well-used

Only if it is indeed well-used. After all, you don't want to misuse a large...object.

[Jangle Jangle Ridge]

Size doesn't matter mate, it's how you use it.

But it helps if it's big and well-used

Only if it is indeed well-used. After all, you don't want to misuse a large...object.

Yeah, that leads to injury.

[Jaratia]

Anyway,this'll be my post on the NS forums.I just want to see what you guys think before I post it up.

Topic: Founding of the Vortex Alliance
Body:The Vortex Alliance currently has 1 member(Including me).That is exactly why you should join today!The Vortex Aliance has been founded to strengthen member nations and help them rise in military power,so that they are not easy pickings in tmes of war.All member nations receive:

1.Aid in any military conflict,regardless of who started it.
2.A Jaratian task force to protect the homeworld even in times of peace.
3.Get Protection and aid from a 3. bil. + nation(Me).
4.Organized regional forums
5.Humanitarian aid in times of crisis(Civil war,plague,disaster)
6.And lots,lots more which I can't think of right now!

We accept everyone and anyone,provided they pass the easy entrance test.So if you want to join,go to http://s8.invisionfree.com/Vortex_Alliance/index.php and then to "Applications"!
I'll be waiting!

And that is it.Any comments?I sound a little too enthuseastic,don't I?

[The Silver Turtle]

Interesting, although I did this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when I started NS. Anyone remember* the GDODAD?

*It's still around, and I'm still the head, so perhaps "remember" isn't the best word to use here

[Five Civilized Nations]

and who cares Silver Turtle?