GZ's new Ass Tech...

Siesatia · Post by **Siesatia** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:14 am

GZ has some new tech he spouted off to me about...

1: Temporal Impellor which generates the amount of energy a Star creates in its lifetime per second
2:Level 8 Temporal Tech, he said something about being able to reasearch 3/4 less the time than the rest of us
3: Ass Space Drive: Makes him tesserect to the 16th dimension, where he can fly in safety to an enemy homeworld

Zekears: With my new weapons, I shall destroy even a Kanuckistani Battleplate!
Zekears: Of course, the ship of mine carrying the weapon would surely be blown up
UthRptr2: Are they as good as ur shields?
Zekears: Better
Zekears: New weapons, new shields, new power systems
UthRptr2: Wow, that flew right over you
Zekears: Uh...
Zekears: Explain
UthRptr2: Nevermind, it flew right over you
Zekears: What dd?
UthRptr2: yOur ass Shields

Zekears: I'm at level 8
Zekears: Yay!
UthRptr2: I very much doubt it
Zekears: I'm happy
Zekears: Yes, I counted the months I've been working on Temp Tech
UthRptr2: I will ask indra
UthRptr2: when he gets on
Zekears: 7, but I entered into a research alliance with another nation allowing me to advance a level in 3/4ths the time
Zekears: Which he agreed to
UthRptr2: I will still ask
Zekears: I will also
Zekears: Just by my calculations, I should be at 8
Zekears: And almost on the verge of 9, if I'm right...

Skeelzania · Post by **Skeelzania** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:17 am

*flicks another name into the Ignored bin*

DemonLordEnigma · Post by **DemonLordEnigma** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:18 am

If by research, he means "give," then the level is correct.

If not, watch him be destroyed by a continuity error.

Penguenia · Post by **Penguenia** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:18 am

I love how you put "Ass" in front of his tech. Comedy gold!

Blademasters · Post by **Blademasters** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:20 am

IGNORED

Indra Prime · Post by **Indra Prime** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:23 am

Everyone remain calm. I will take care of this. *loads big honkin space gun, points it at GZ and allies*

Penguenia · Post by **Penguenia** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:24 am

IndraOwnedÃ¢â€žÂ¢

Siesatia · Post by **Siesatia** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:26 am

We should make a pic for that penguinia

DemonLordEnigma · Post by **DemonLordEnigma** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:27 am

And I was so hoping to watch him snarl in frustration as my 4000 schoolgirls shoot down his ships with their slingshots.

Kanuckistan · Post by **Kanuckistan** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:39 am

Siesatia wrote:GZ has some new tech he spouted off to me about...

1: Temporal Impellor which generates the amount of energy a Star creates in its lifetime per second
2:Level 8 Temporal Tech, he said something about being able to reasearch 3/4 less the time than the rest of us
3: Ass Space Drive: Makes him tesserect to the 16th dimension, where he can fly in safety to an enemy homeworld

1&2: Temporal Nullifier
3: FTLi

Indra Prime wrote:Everyone remain calm. I will take care of this. *loads big honkin space gun, points it at GZ and allies*

Useless Fact:
-There is a to-orbit unmanned mass launcher in Kanuckistan's Earth holdings not designed for manned launches, called the Big Honkn' Space Gun MKI; actually pre-dating the Dominion, it was refurbished and, along with a larger facility designed for manned launches, served as the foundation of Kanuckistan's space program, our principal means of force projection/WMD deterrent, and via reverse engineering yeilded a number of new technologies, including commercially-viable fusion technology.

This has been a Kanuckistani History Short.

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