Minagoroshi sees your genestealers and raises you herself.Central Facehuggeria wrote:Silly man, we wouldn't use ordinance to defeat you. Well, Xenonier might try, but I'd be far more... insidious. Like genestealers.Trailers wrote: Don't worry, they'd have to use so much ordinance to wipe me out the only thing you'd see is a brilliant blue light. You'll go with (relatively) little pain.
HT gave me an idea..
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... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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Re: HT gave me an idea..
All this talk of superweapons amuses the rockhard manly men of Zerstorendar.
When you're talking about spaceships that throw star systems at each other, dimensional shielding, and big zappy planet exploding lasers that are spawned from a hand-sized replica of Hillary Clinton, it's just as reasonable to state that a few bodybuilders from Zerstorendar can and would facepunch you all into oblivion.
So put em up.
When you're talking about spaceships that throw star systems at each other, dimensional shielding, and big zappy planet exploding lasers that are spawned from a hand-sized replica of Hillary Clinton, it's just as reasonable to state that a few bodybuilders from Zerstorendar can and would facepunch you all into oblivion.
So put em up.
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The Mekantans would put 'em up, but they're too busy plotting the horrible rape of the women of Zerstorendar.Zerstorendar wrote:All this talk of superweapons amuses the rockhard manly men of Zerstorendar.
When you're talking about spaceships that throw star systems at each other, dimensional shielding, and big zappy planet exploding lasers that are spawned from a hand-sized replica of Hillary Clinton, it's just as reasonable to state that a few bodybuilders from Zerstorendar can and would facepunch you all into oblivion.
So put em up.
... And the aforementioned rockhard manly men...
Mekanta does not discriminate when it comes to rape, murder, and consumption.
... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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Zerstorendar wrote:All this talk of superweapons amuses the rockhard manly men of Zerstorendar.
When you're talking about spaceships that throw star systems at each other, dimensional shielding, and big zappy planet exploding lasers that are spawned from a hand-sized replica of Hillary Clinton, it's just as reasonable to state that a few bodybuilders from Zerstorendar can and would facepunch you all into oblivion.
So put em up.
*laces Zerstorendar's food and water supplies with metamorphic catalysts*
Now, all we have to do is wait a few weeks, and we'll have a nation of petite pre-teen girls.
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Oh Kanuckistan! You know JUST what to give a sociopath!Kanuckistan wrote: *laces Zerstorendar's food and water supplies with metamorphic catalysts*
Now, all we have to do is wait a few weeks, and we'll have a nation of petite pre-teen girls.
... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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There's more than enough Xenonians into that sort of thing, with those spare bodies to have an nation anyway. Still, it's always heartwarming to see the Kanuck looking out for his fellow Esus members, and their desires.
By the way, we should really get ontopic. Ie, at least getting a list of people who will rape and pillage and take vassal states, and people who won't.
By the way, we should really get ontopic. Ie, at least getting a list of people who will rape and pillage and take vassal states, and people who won't.
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Well I will. Otagia will, too, apparently.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
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Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
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I am up for it as well. We rape, we pillage, we destroy, and we don't mind cannon fodd-I MEAN, LOYAL, loyal vassal states at our fron-, sorry, sides. Yes, next to us. Not in front.
...with the cannons...Yes.
...with the cannons...Yes.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
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I'm sure they'll prosper under your loving, benevolent rule.
Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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If by "prosper", you mean "being sploded into bloody chunks of meat, bone, and metal", then yes, they'll do just fine.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!