Mindsettian military experts were today shocked by the possible leaking of the first images of the widely rumoured "Skyforge" planet bomber craft. The image included in this report is believed to be this new craft. It was leaked by an insider who wishes to remain anonymous, since this would cause him to be declared an enemy of The Empire and assasinated by the Internal Crimes Directorate.
The speculated craft?
Currently, the image is nothing much to look at. We see a slight blue smudge, in an elegant curving shape. However, it has been heavily distorted by static. Some experts here at MNA speculate this is caused by the electrical dampening systems several conspiracy theorists blame the destruction of Santa Clause on. Most people, thankfully, realise they are full of rubbish. Santa is still living at the galactic northmost system in Mindsettian space.
We will be releasing progressivly cleaned up images over the course of several days. Hopefully, we get to the bottom of this mystery.
OOC: My apologies to Blademasters for stealing his idea.
Mindsettian News Agency: Massive Scoop!
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Our image experts have attempted to clear up this photograph, and have succeeded somewhat. Below is the result:
The shape and colour are more easily identified now, though there is still heavy static.
OOC: Feel free to comment on what YOU think this is, because OOCly, I can tell you it isn't what the news agencies think it is.
The shape and colour are more easily identified now, though there is still heavy static.
OOC: Feel free to comment on what YOU think this is, because OOCly, I can tell you it isn't what the news agencies think it is.
OOC: wow. that was cruel, fooling the public with an up-side down bannana. I like it. Now its time to try a bell pepper!
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Jordaxia:
War was good until you Yanks came along with your aircraft carriers and broke it.
Jordaxia:
"sir, there's a tank column approaching!"
Doesn't matter, I'll use my carrier!
*Carrier fucks tank column over*
Aegeus:
OMGNOEEEZ!
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