Trailers, I love you. That was all class.
"What side of the conflict are you on?"
"Oh, I don't know. It's not like I have
ESUS in big red letters anywhere in my sig..."
Edit: And even if they do manage to exterminate ESUS citizens wholesale, I'd still rather enslave them. I mean, there's just something personal about landing troops, enslaving their women as sex slaves, and eating their children that simply nova-bombing their star systems can't match, you know? It just generates so much more sweet, sweet misery.
Edit2: Okay, I admit it. I just want to see someone stomp all over Sangheili, Yautja, and Battlemechs on the ground.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."